THATS HIM - Tumblr Posts
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
This is him. This is Jonathan Sims, The Archivist.
This is how I see him. Just a sad, wet cat. And I fucking love him
So skrunkly
Could just pick him up by the scruff and carry him around like a purse. He’d have his arms crossed the whole time with a scowl on his face and I love that for him
Skin and bones, no weight to him whatsoever
You cannot convince me he is not a torrential downpour drenched black cat with fleas in disguise as a human (?) man (??)
Okay brief pause from DTB posting have a first attempt at Invisi-Bill
I can't pay attention to my Psychology class because every time we talk about Fixed Ratios or Variable Ratios or whatever all I can think about is Dr. Ratio
I blame you for this /j
Imagine it's him teaching you all of that, chalk in hand and ready to snipe your with it if you don't absorb the information like a dry sponge being set in a water bucket. ☝️
I'm here to spread the Veritas Ratio propaganda 🙏
Mf probably Mario Kart’s his way around the city without a care.
But I would think he rides motorcycles more than cars.
You have more room to shoot on one
what do you think tords drivers test was like
haechan ♡ crime zone file 1
Stray Kids + Textposts (4/?)
Sukuna plays too much, i know it..
You approach him wanting some cuddles and he puts you into a headlock
You wanna be cradled in his arms and lap but he doesnt hold your head and lets it hang off his knee on purpose
You ask him for kisses and he'll litter bites on you instead
If you wanna be held princess style unfortunately no, you wont be getting that from him ☝️☝️ hes gonna throw you over his shoulder like a potato sack 😔
And when youre being clingy he might dodge your touches for the sake of being annoying... not avoiding you but deflecting your hands playfully 😡😡
When you finally give up and try to walk off is when he locks you up in his four arms and gives you all the physical touch you wanted... but youre alr mad and pissy atp and trying to push him and slap him away
But nooo hes too big and strong 🥺 and only laughs as he tampers with your body playfully as he pleases, squeezing you all over and squishing your face, making it look all weird
He wouldnt ever tell you this, but the reason he keeps playing around w you too much is bc hes lowkey too bashful to honestly accept all your affection ❣️ sukuna has that tsundere streak in him
I think it was an amalgamation of your i hate small talk yjh and fussy spoiled cat yjh actually! also. i actually never did figure out your tumblr url, i just gave up and scrolled down on my dash until i found you
leapt out of bed and drew this immediately
Vilbur my Beloved
Wednesday: In an attempt to show my dedication to this relationship, I’ve researched modern pop culture and put this music on for you.
Enid: What is that?
Wednesday: A playlist I found.
Enid: Are those bird calls?
Wednesday: This is not rap music?
Enid: Oh, I see your mistake. See you typed TOUCAN. I’m sure you meant TUPAC.
Wednesday: Is Toucan not as skilled as Tupac?
Enid: It’s a different type of music, I guess.
Wednesday: In what way?
Enid: Well, in the way that one of them isn’t music at all.
Can we talk about how this man-
This short king goober, stole TWO wives. From the same guy, too. What type of rizz does he have? He must have some sort of goofy silly swag or something idk.
I bet you if Adam got a husband, this mad lad would still try to steal him from Adam. His type has gotta be "Married to the first man God created" and I love that for him.
YOUNG WOMAN - Actually, detective, I'm a woman.
EMPATHY [Easy: Success] - She says it so insistently, as if arguing with you. You may have upset her.
COMPOSURE [Formidable: Failure] - You feel a pit in your stomach. You did something wrong, but you don't know what.
LOGIC [Trivial: Success] - Her way of dressing, the feminine name, yet deep voice - it should have been clear to you sooner. She's transgender.
ESPIRIT DE CORPS [Formidable: Success] - Almost imperceptible, the lieutenant anxiously twitches his eyebrow.
DAMAGED MORALE - 1
Transgender? What's that?
This doesn't have any bearing on the investigation.
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Trivial: Success] - A transgender person is someone who does not identify with the gender they were assigned at birth. Oftentimes they will dress conforming to their desired gender roles, change their names, and seek medical intervention to, "transition."
Gender is rather bourgeois, anyway.
Why would any proud Revacholian discard their masculinity?
Changing your gender? That sounds like quite the hustle. Maybe we can learn a thing or two from this woman.
That's cool. I have no opinion on this one way or another.
RHETORIC [Medium: Success] - Just as Mazov dared to challenge the established order of capitalism, so too do others challenge the order of things such as sex and gender.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Trivial: Success] - IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE'VE FELT THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN. WHO CARES IF SHE USED TO BE A MAN? HAVE SEX WITH HER NOW! ITS WHAT A REAL MAN WOULD DO!
EMPATHY - [Trivial: Success] - Don't do that. It's clear now, you upset her for accidentally calling her a man. Just apologize.
COMPOSURE [Medium: Failure] - Profusely.
ESPIRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success] - It's important to be a good ally.
DRAMA [Medium: Success] - Make a real show of it, sire!
"Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry."
"I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'll leave you alone forever now."
"I haven't been a good representative of the RCM. We're here to help the people of Martinaise, no matter their identity. I'm sorry to have let you down."
[Drama - Legendary 14] Try and come up with an elaborate, heartfelt apology in the style of the turn of the century thespians.
HIGH 83% +1 Found testosterone ampoule on nightstand. +1 Homo-Sexual Underground. +1 Read about the turn of the century thespians. -1 Recovered your gun. -1 Masculinity challenged. This is a Red Check. It cannot be retried.
⚀⚀
CHECK FAILURE
YOU - You try and come up with the words to convey your apology to the young woman, but you come up blank. It's hard to fit, "transgender" into iambic pentameter, as it turns out.
DRAMA - I'm sorry, sire. I have failed you.
KIM KITSURAGI - "Detective? You've been standing there for a whole minute. Are you okay?"
ESPIRIT DE CORPS - Shit, the lieutenant is onto us. We have to say something soon, or we could lose him.
COMPOSURE [Trivial: Success] - Don't worry, we can still salvage this. Anyone have any ideas?
VOLITION [Heroic: Failure] - Let me handle this.
You - "I'm so sorry, I'm so fucking sorry. I'm such a fucking failure. Do you want me to kill myself?"
“Everybody’s moping and acting like they’re carrying the damn world on their shoulders like some dollar store version of Atlas...”
Slightly sinday related; can you still kiss? You know, with the mask and all? What about going down? Or are you a guy that doesn't do that anyway
“I’ve tried. Believe me I have, but kissing just ain’t the same as it used to be before the mask became permanent. Take a closer look and you’ll see why,” Roman says, bringing his fingers up to where his lips used to be. They were still there somewhat but just barely, now overshadowed by rows of exposed teeth that gleamed wickedly against the burnt matter which now consisted of his flesh. "It takes effort but I can still manage. Wouldn’t be able to speak properly otherwise so now you know the truth. Going down on somebody? Don’t think a mask can keep this tongue from working miracles...” he continues with a chuckle, eyes hooded over with dark lust. Roman could have scoffed. Any guy who wouldn’t go down on his partner was nothing but a failure in his eyes, either stupid or incompetent. ”My kissing game isn’t as good as it was but there’s nothing wrong with my mouth. Going down on my partner is as fun as it gets, especially when it comes to the ladies. It’s not hard to find the most sensitive part of their body and if a man still can’t or won’t do it, throw the chump back! Life’s too short for shitty sex, girls.”
P o l l y
sketch commission for @sunnipeachi of their oc yule log!
commissions are still open!
Zeus: If you beat my game I’ll let the man go
Athena: Bet
Zeus: >:( No. U lose.