I Feel Like Hed Be The Type Of Person Who Is CRAZY Smart - Tumblr Posts

Random headcannons of Tate Mcgucket cause I'm cringe and not so free.

There pretty random so

Beware

Reason he covers his eyes is because he has complete heterochromia, his right eye is a very dark brown while his left is a pretty light green color. He was teased for this as a kid so he's covered them since out of embarrassment. Though his hair grew like that even as a baby

The reason he's able to notice weird stuff about gravity falls (like that weird lake monster that he warned Dipper about) without the SOTBE getting him is because hes CRAZY good at hiding stuff.

Actually enjoys fixing mechanical stuff on his own, ofc he's not as skilled as his father as he never practices with big machines but he’ll fix a basically destroyed microwave in an hour and a half TOPS

Fw SOAD HEAVYYYYYYYY but really listens to classic rock like queen, AC/DC, Metallica esp while working

Birthday is 1978, July 2nd (I don't think he has a cannon birthday so) so he was about 4 when the whole Fiddleford and the portal thing happened and 33-34 when Dipper and Mabel were there

Has an INCREDIBLE and photographic memory, could remember some stuff from when he first gained conciseness. It sometimes scares people A LOT when he remembers the smallest thing about them

Though he hates this fact, he actually LOVES ANY kind of potato, no matter how there cooked. people would tease him for it bc his name so he would usually eat them in the comfort of his own home

Secretly knows how to play the spoons, you couldn't waterboard this information out of him but he loves doing this when he's bored in his house

Always knew Stanley wasn't Stanford bc he remembers his dad mentioning 6 fingers when he was gone, Stanley didn't have 6 fingers, but he didn't care and honestly just didn't wanna bring attention to himself.

Though when he finally met Ford he wanted to murder him bc in his mind he was what made his father go crazy.

Is the most known and unknown person ever, like everyone knows who he is but Noone KNOWS him.

Probably as smart if not smarter than Ford, just never cared as much to be known, just wants a quiet life to himself but wished his father could join.

He and his mom have a rocky ish relationship, they love each other ofc and they had only each other for a bit but when he said he didn't wanna go to a big college and wanted to go to Gravity Falls to have a quiet life she HATED it and tried for years to get him to change his mind. But they still love each other and talk sometimes when neither are busy.

Had an underbite when he was very young, hated it and the braces, bro was fighting for his LIFEEEEE

Thats all for now guys sorry for grammar im so tired right now but like he does NOT get enough appreciation. I’ll do more later :3

I have an oc idea but I’ll do it later too