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"You probably had a wonderful childhood!"

HAH! I don't even remember my childhood! UvU so I don't know if my childhood was amazing! Plus anything I remember is a lie or something that didn't happen! So I'll never know if my childhood was good or wonderful!

okay people who have played through KOTXX and are better at paying attention than me, i need your help. now, i’m not complaining about having all my best friends in my clubhouse on odessen, but like. what are they all doing there? what is everyone’s, like…rank? like. like how are their responsibilities delegated outside of game mechanics in the context of us being…an independent military entity, or an autonomous separatist mini-government, or whatever we are? if Theron’s doing his taxes, what the fuck is the actual job title on his W2??

anyway here’s what i’ve worked out so far:

Commander: Commander

Lana: Evil Advisor Spymaster

Theron: Lana’s mook

Aygo: Admiral (meaning he technically outranks me but let’s ignore it for now)

Hylo: somehow NOT my Admiral????

Dr. Ogurubb: Director of Research

Gault: Human Resources

Senya: Arcann’s mom

Arcann: unemployed

Koth: Director of Transportation