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chris and wesker in re5
this may have been my peak in humor i fear
(gross movie warning)
an artistic recreation
earring backs have a special quality where you can watch them fall out of your hand, hit the floor, and then they literally vanish in front of your eyes and despite presumably being within a relatively small radius of a spot you were just looking at, will never ever be found again
"Ah, but the smartass didn't reply, she just keeps smarting our lives."
My brain feeding my ego after blocking someone on Twitter knowing I started the fight.
The only posts you guys actually like are my writing posts
I see how it is
Using me for your own entertainment
everyone: “could you please stop talking about philosophy? you literally failed that class”
me: “okay okay i’ll stop”
me: “sorry guys i just kant”
I'm on a really strict vegan diet right now but I'm finding it really hard
The vegans are so hard to catch
Why do I always have the best jokes when no one is around?
Example, there's a spider vibing in my bathroom and I looked at it, threw finger guns at it and said "I won't hurt you if you don't hurt me. But I will hurt myself"
Microwaves be like
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
At three in the morning when I want to be quiet
I'm pretty sure the sound my neck did just now when it cracked could have been the same if it broke instead
Well well well
if it isn’t the consequences of my parents’ actions
how my classmates look at me after i say the most horrendous gut wrenching thing known to man mid conversation (they are used to this)
Them: You don't look queer.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. Let me just get changed..
Do you think... We're brothers in every universe?
I hope so because otherwise we could be lovers in one
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO FUCKING WEIRD DAN?
Hate when people start askin
Are you a Red flag or Green flag?
Like girl im a fucking white flag, I'm giving up on everything actually.
Y’all ever think Alfred just has one of these lying around?
