I Firmly Believe Bruce Should Be An Embarrassing Parent - Tumblr Posts
2 years ago
after a team-up that ended with a bad guy finding a new career in community services and parts of crime alley being covered in green
jason: you're just as much as a poser as i thought you'd be. but maybe you have a modicum of style.
kyle: you're not so bad yourself, poozer
jason: (raises an eyebrow) would you like to stay for dinner?
bruce, lurking in the back, in full batman garb and eyes shining with ungodly light: would you like to stay forever?
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kyle, on a panicked ring vc with hal: and then he asked me to stay forever and i thought i was going to live the rest of my life in a cell in arkham--
hal: WHAT DID YOU DO????????
kyle: I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!
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bruce: i like him. marry him. damian needs an art buddy.
jason: you are so EMBARRASSING!!!
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kyle rayner
jason todd
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hal jordan
jaykyle
i firmly believe bruce should be an embarrassing parent
who shows off his kids
and tries to get them dates
dc comics
green lantern
batman
red hood
i love that batman canonically likes kyle rayner
and the idea that he'd ship jason with kyle is just so chaotically funny to me
can you see that after meetings batman would corner kyle
and then proceed to info dump about jason for the next ten minutes
and kyle just stands there awkwardly nodding and smiling
yes that is very impressive jason knows 101 ways to murder a man with a paper clip hahahahah hal he l p m e
and it gets worse once the rest of the family gets involved