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Oh goddamn

Cynical reader ✅

Mint Yoongi ✅

Excellent story ✅

Sexy time ✅

I’m here for it. One thousand kisses to you, author. Let me go devour your master list now 🤩

lining’s silver; myg

➳ pairing: fashion designer!yoongi x artist!reader

➳ genre: college AU, idiots to lovers, e2l, smut, fluff

➳ wc: 14.1k

➳ synopsis: you would rather die than confess you’re capable of feeling anything but disdain towards the rich and privileged, so you make it known, loud and clear, that going on a bunch of dates with min yoongi is nothing more than an academic arrangement for the sake of your gpa. holding hands and catching f*elings for him? that’s all part of the plan, so don’t get the wrong idea.

or as jeongguk likes to call it, “matchmaking 101: how to get two tsunderes to fall in love.”

➳ warnings: explicit language, pining, mention of family issues, alcohol consumption, mint yoongi >:), fingering, oral (f receiving), penetration, dirty talk, lowkey dumbification

➳ a/n: this is dedicated to my birthday neighbor and my favorite clown in the world, @moominyg​ !! the fluff is for you, but the smut is for me >:) happy birthday to us :D and thank you for pretending that you didn’t know about this gift LOL

You’ve been told that “hate” is a strong word, but you can wholeheartedly say that you detest a lot of people. 

For whatever reason, college has only made this feeling fester in your heart like an ember that’s ready to ignite. Before, you’ve considered the possibility that maybe you’re just being cynical. But on the other hand, you know for a fact that you’ve had too many run-ins with snobby film majors and arrogant theater kids for their abhorrible attitude to be more than a mere coincidence. Contrary to popular belief, enjoying Game of Thrones does not make you tasteless and not knowing Alexander Hamil-something does not make you uncultured. 

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