I Hope My Aperture Gender Euphoria Kit Comes With Blue And Orange Portal Patterned Button Down Shirts - Tumblr Posts

Cave Johnson here. A lot of the lab boys have recently informed me that they're lab girls now. That's great, amazing. Good for you, but don't inform me on company time! Do your work, goddammit!

Oh, and by the way, after you do finish work today make sure to grab your Aperture Science provided Aperture Science Gender Euphoria kit.

No, there's no catch. It's free. No, this revision won't have any harmful or deadly viruses and/or items in it this time.

Now get to work. Cave Johnson out.