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The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-

-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other

i really want an “i accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and i was in the area, drunk, and i thought i was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i did wonder when my friend got two cats but i didn’t question it) so now i’m hungover and shirtless in your living room so um hi howya doin” au

I’ve watched Golden Eye yesterday, one of my favourite Bond films and I realised that Sean Bean’s character is named Alec TREVELAYN.

So I’m rebloging Boris’ gif, because I really like this guy and I have some silly thoughts about kind of Golden Eye inspired AU of DAI.

Like, Alec as good guy and rogue Inqusitor. Orb called Golden Eye all the time. Magic could be programming, so Boris as Corypheus... and Natalya as Morrigan?

Or maybe generally inspired by Bond films DAI AU? Alec Trevelyan, rogue archer Inquisitor. Bond as his archer companion with weird sense of humor, so as Varric. Dagna as Q. Josephine as Moneypenny.

Okay, end of this silliness, back to rebloging things.

I am invincible! 

Fic where all of the Avengers are trying to teach tech stuff to Steve (especially Tony who just gets so annoyed at his apparent tech incompetence) but he just seems super hopeless at it until one day one of them stumbles across a youtube account that’s filled with a series of videos titled ‘How Long Can I Keep My Friends Convinced I Have No Idea What Technology Is’ and it turns out he’s been gaming them for YT hits for months.

au where a romanced alistair did the dark ritual with morrigan and years later the f!warden runs into morrigan and kieran

and morrigan is worried (not that she’ll admit it) because kieran is the child the warden and alistair could never have and just like

the f!warden just pulls out this obviously overstuffed sack and just dumps a bunch of toys while crying “I DONT KNOW WHAT TOYS KIDS YOUR AGE PLAY WITH SO I BROUGHT THEM ALL”

morrigan tears up a lil while scolding the warden for spoiling kieran. “I’M HIS AUNT I GOTTA SPOIL HIM”

bonus: f!warden boasts about how kieran inherited her nose despite morrigan insisting that’s not possible