I Like How I Keep Calling Sad Fictional Men Soppingly Wet It's So Funny - Tumblr Posts

steakout-05
1 year ago

i think i've made like 3 posts like this already but i just love salesman barry so much. he's so sad, just so so sad. saddest man in australia. he's like a mix between a soppingly wet puppy and a single dad. i need to chew on this man like a gummy worm and crush him in my hands like a soda can

I Think I've Made Like 3 Posts Like This Already But I Just Love Salesman Barry So Much. He's So Sad,
I Think I've Made Like 3 Posts Like This Already But I Just Love Salesman Barry So Much. He's So Sad,
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ca n we all agree that salesman barry looks like a dad. like in another world he is absolutely someone's dad he's a dilco: Dad I'd Like to Chew On he looks like i'd pull him out of a hole by his neck scruff and he'd just be dripping wet with rainwater my soppingly wet little man i like how i keep calling sad fictional men soppingly wet it's so funny he looks like he'd get rained on even when he's under an umbrella siiiigh salesman barry my beloved barry steakfries jetpack joyride salesman!barry steakfries salesman barry i'm so lala for him. just absolutely gaga weee yippee for this man
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