Salesman Barry - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
he's such a sad little guy i love him a lot :) so funny how he immediately went from Australia's #1 most saddest soppingly wet little man you've ever seen, to blowing up a lab and stealing their assets every Tuesday morning for Shits And Giggles™
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there should be a tag for salesman barry.......
salesman barry
yeah like that tag's ever gonna nail it down
imagine hearing a knock on your door and it's just this little guy with a gramophone pleading like ''pleas give me mony :(''
i would give him my whole life's savings in a heartbeat except i don't actually have money so i would just hug him
world's most absolutely pathetic sad little man in existence becomes world's most impulsive and chaotic troublemaker in 5 seconds flat
that's literally just the jetpack joyride trailer summarised
7 months ago
i think i've made like 3 posts like this already but i just love salesman barry so much. he's so sad, just so so sad. saddest man in australia. he's like a mix between a soppingly wet puppy and a single dad. i need to chew on this man like a gummy worm and crush him in my hands like a soda can
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ca n we all agree that salesman barry looks like a dad. like in another world he is absolutely someone's dad
he's a dilco: Dad I'd Like to Chew On
he looks like i'd pull him out of a hole by his neck scruff and he'd just be dripping wet with rainwater
my soppingly wet little man
i like how i keep calling sad fictional men soppingly wet it's so funny
he looks like he'd get rained on even when he's under an umbrella
siiiigh salesman barry my beloved
barry steakfries
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i'm so lala for him. just absolutely gaga weee yippee for this man