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Haechan as your boyfriend:
A big freaking TEASE!!!
Loves pissing you off more than anything
But also knows when to stop before you rip his throat out
You: "How does this shirt look on me? Pretty or Ugly?"
Haechan: Both
You:...?!
Him: Pretty ugly
You: - _ -
Calls you lots of pet names
Mostly to piss you off
Surprise surprise
And because he secretly loves seeing you blushπ
But like, not romantic ones
Weird ones lol
Squirt (cause you're small), angel (on rare occasions), sugar, dummy...
You and haechan don't get to hang out a lot
Cause he's always working and so are you
But you're dates are super fun
And chill
You do all sort of random things
Depends on the mood
Sometimes it's just cheap movie night with buttery popcorn and cuddles
Sometimes it's more extreme stuff like camping, bowling, working out together, going shopping and trying on ridiculous outfits, amusement parks, water fights... Anything really.
You and Haechan probably went public with your relationship
Mostly because he can't help boasting about you lmao
He mentions you a lot.... Like, ALOT.
Is not super gushy when talking about you
But still does it all the time
Like, he'll just be with the dreamies eating π or smth
And then he'll just start talking about that one time you accidentally ate spicy noodles and it was so hot that you spilled a whole bottle of water over your face
He'll probs have this really in love smile his face too
And then the dreamies will start roasting him for talking about you all the time
So he'll just be like, Ya'll wish you had a gf like mine
And he ain't lying lmao
But anyway
You guys are public, but you still keep your privacy
No photos of you guys making out or anything
Mostly just really sweet photos of you guys holding hands or bickering or whatever.
And some really asthetic ig photos where you both look Hella good.
Ofc there is skinship
This is Lee Haechan we're talking about.
When you're alone he is probably all over you
Constantly hugging you
Lives for cuddles in bed when you're both exhausted
Can't keep his hands to himself smh
So he's always holding your hand, wrapping his arm around you shoulder, leaning on you, SOMETHING.
Loves kisses too
Temple kisses, forehead kisses, ear kisses
Loves annoying you until you lose it, and then kiss you on your lips right before you murder him
Really just loves kissing you without warning
Dodges your kisses ALL THE TIME jajjf
But still gets all pouty when you don't give him physical attention for more than three seconds
In public he definitely tones down the skinship
But still always has an arm wrapped around your waist or your shoulders.
A jealous boyfriend
For sure
Pretends to hate it when you hang out with the rest of NCT
Cause ain't nobody gonna steal his girl
But still feels proud when his members talk about how much they love you
"Ya Jeno-ya, find your own!"
Always sending you photos when you're far away
Literally looks like an angel no matter how weird of a pose he does
Calls you a lot too
Crys over the phone about how you must come back to save him from the guys but you know he can't live without you
Facetimes you when he's bored
Send you SO MUCH posts about himself on Instagram so you won't quote: "forget about your source of happiness in life"
Actually a really great boyfriend despite everything
And you love him way too much
Which he knows
And takes advantage of shamelessly
"Before I go to sleep, I imagine you're by my side"- Lee Haechan Imagine
Haechan has been suffocating you for the last hour and a half, and you can't even complain.
You run your hand through your boyfriend's hair, loving the softness of it against your fingertips, despite the constant damage it went through.
Your current position, Haechan lying on you almost completely, face buried in the crook of your neck and hands wrapped tightly around your waist, was not comfortable at all, but it was familiar, and you missed it.
You sigh, shaking Haechan's shoulders gently, almost lazily.
"We should really get up", you mumble, blinking sleepily at the clock on the wall. 2:00 a.m. You should have went to sleep ages ago, considering you were both suffering from jet lag, but both of you were too busy marveling over the fact that you were actually together once again, that the tiredness somehow disappeared.
Until now that is.
You yawn once again, feeling your eyes tear up from the force of it, and you shake your boyfriend once again, a bit harder this time. "Yah, Lee Haechan. Get up".
"Don't wanna", Haechan whines into your neck, his breath hot and tingling against your skin. His fingers tighten around your waist slightly as he speaks, as if he's afraid you'll detach yourself from him any second now.
"Well, I can't feel my legs anymore, and if we sleep like this the whole night, you're going have to carry me all day tommorow.", you threaten, forcing your voice to sound steely, even though your heart melts a bit at your boyfriend's cuteness.
You smile triumphantly when Haechan groans in defeat, lifting his head up to glare at you in annoyance before finally pushing himself up from you, supporting himself on his elbows.
He looks like a puppy right now, with his messy chestnut hair covering his eyes, his golden skin, and his cute moles, scattered over his face like stars. You really want to kiss them.
Unfortunately, you can't risk Haechan returning to his previous position, so you force yourself to get up from the couch, your limbs screaming to you to stay where you are.
"Come on", you say softly when you're finally standing, reaching a hand out to Haechan, he looks just as tired as you feel, eyes nearly closed shut, a pout of distaste on his lips.
You feel your heart thump loudly when he gets up, intertwining your fingers, and how does everything he does still send you into a frenzy, even after nearly two years of a relationship?
You walk like that to your room, shoulders bumping occasionally, half because of the exhaustion and half because of the constant need to be in touch, to feel each other.
When you finally reach the bedroom, Haechan doesn't hesitate to push you on the bed, legs almost immediately tangling with yours, arms pulling you close, so you're pressed against his chest, just above his heart.
You don't even bring up showering or brushing your teeth, giving in to the tiredness you've been fighting all day.
You snuggle closer to Haechan, letting your eyes close, enjoying the smell of him, an addicting mixture of pine trees and strawberries.
"Goodnight Haechannie", you whisper, barely conscious anymore, arms tightening around Haechan's slim waist in a gesture you hope conveys how much you missed him, how happy you are right now, just being like this in his arms.
"Hmm... Goodnight baby... I love you", you hear just before you fall asleep, and you feel a soft kiss being pressed to your temple, a habit Haechan has since you started dating.
You don't say anything back, already falling slowly into Dreamland, but you know you don't need to.
You're home.
BTS when they meet your parents:
Seokjin:
Your boyfriend will be super nervous, but he'll try not to show it, not in front of you and definitely not in front of your parents. (But you'll catch him practicing his lines in front of the mirror in your bedroom more than once when he thinks you don't see him uwu). When you enter your parents house, Jin is quick to suggest your mother to help with the cooking (she loves him since that moment lmao), and he seems to knows exactly what your father wants to talk about (somehow he became a politic expert overnight). He also cracks a few dads jokes that are surprisingly funny and don't make you want to face palm aggressively (in such perfect timing, it seems like he planned the whole night beforehand.) Basically, he's helpful, funny, handsome and intelligent, and your parents make sure to text you after you go back home, warning you that they won't accept any other man in your house. Luckily, you don't plan on ever leaving the man of your dreams uwu<3
Yoongi:
Yoongi will also be nervous, knowing how important it is to you that your boyfriend and parents get along well, even if you try to assure him that there's nothing to worry about. He'll want to impress them so bad, that instead of being himself, he'll be stiffer and almost awkwardly polite at the start, afraid that he'll slip up somehow. It'll take a while, but after you smile at him encouragingly and hold his hand under the table, and he sees how nice and understanding your folks are, he'll slowly come out of his shell, talking more and expressing his own opinions (which is great because he's smart af). You'll actually be surprised by how much fun your boyfriend is having by the end of the night, his adorable gummy smile on full display, making private jokes with your dad and complimenting your mom's food enthusiastically. You'll probably find yourself dragging him out of the house after it gets really late, a smile on your face when you understand that everything went even better than you thought.
Hoseok:
Hobi will straight up be shaking the whole ride to your parents' house, he's so nervous and he can't even hide it, holding your hand the whole way and asking if he looks 'classy but not too flashy' uwu. When he finally meets your folks he won't be too quiet, rather he'll be a bit awkward, smiling and laughing at every single word said, even when it's not exactly amusing. Luckily, your parents won't judge him to harshly, actually finding your jittery and sweaty boyfriend adorable, and reassure him that they won't bite lmao. After that, he becomes much more relaxed, engaging in the conversation rather than just reacting to it, and impressing your mom and dad when he talks about his music career with passion and love that never ceases to amaze you. He'll still laugh a lot , though, but it's natural now hehe. In the end, Hobi exits your parents' house with that smile that you love so much, and you know that he and your parents had a great time.
Namjoon:
To you, it looks like Namjoon prepared his whole life for this moment, even if he's secretly nervous at the thought of meeting your parents. His leader mode is on the second he enters your parents' house, a classic black suit fitting his model-like figure perfectly, a bouquet of colorful flowers in his hand and a bottle of expensive wine in the other. He seems to know exactly what your mom and dad want to hear, easily starting a conversation about economics with your father, and then pointing out the perfect combinations of spices in your mother's food (you're pretty sure yesterday he didn't even know how to use black pepper). Your parents also admire what a perfect gentleman he is, automatically pulling out a chair for you, looking at you lovingly whenever you're speaking and even suggesting to help your mother in the kitchen (luckily, she declines his suggestion). By the time you leave the house, both of your parents have heart eyes for Namjoon, falling in love with his cute dimples and sexy brain;)
Jimin:
Jimin will be scared even though he has no reason to be, being the pure soul that he is uwu. He'll overthink, imagining every possible situation which your parents will think badly of him, and he'll spend days choosing what to wear, no matter how much you tell him that anything will look good on him. When you'll reach your childhood house, he'll hold your hand tightly in his own, only letting you go to shake your father's hand and embrace your mother politely, his eyes crinkling cutely when she compliments his look profusely, making him blush sweetly. Despite his fears, Jimin will overcome his nerves in a shockingly amazing way, asking your parents all the right questions, holding eye contact, and activating his irresistible charms in a way that makes your mom and dad fall for him easily. His soft voice, his princely looks, caring behaviour towards you and your parents, and his undeniable love and dedication for his career, leaves no room for hesitation. He is the perfect man for you!
Taehyung:
This guy is so chill lmao. In fact, he's probably calming YOU down during the drive to your parents' house. When you finally get there, Taehyung wraps his arm around your waist, leading you to the dimly lit door, his other hand holding a small box of strawberry covered chocolates you told him your mom likes. Your parents obviously fall in love with Tae immediately, your mother already gushing over his handsome face and unique fashion taste, while your father can't help but smile at the young man's ninety degree bow to him. Your boyfriend is practically the epitome of relaxed in the best possible way, steering the conversation easily, making your parents laugh over and over again, and gushing about you half of the dinner as you sit with blushing cheeks beside him, punching his arm weakly in protest. In the end of the night, you find yourself having to detach your mother from a grinning Taehyung, and you get yourself another invitation for next week's dinner, which you're pretty sure you're not allowed to refuse lol.
Jungkook:
I feel like Jungkook will the cutest, awkwardest baby uwu. He's a pretty introverted person, so when you tell him that your parents invited the two of you for dinner, he can't help but feel anxious. Still, he smiles widely and tells you that he loves the idea, not wanting to disappoint you. (He even wears an outfit that isn't all-black for once hehe). When you enter your house, Jungkook is quick to bow deeply to your parents in greeting, before helping you take off your long coat, missing the appreciative glance your parents sent him. Your boyfriend helps your mother set all the food she made on the table, refusing to sit until the older woman was seated as well, and answers all the questions she asks him in that sweet voice of his, talking about his passion for music since an early age and his relationship with the older members. Jungkook probably won't exactly be outgoing during the first meeting, but it doesn't matter because your parents already fell in love with his sweet, caring and polite behaviour, loving the handsome boy from the second he entered the house, and they're quick to text you about how satisfied they are the second you leave the house.
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