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however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die
and matt stays the least problematic!
okay i might get a lot of hate for this but nick is really starting to piss me the fuck OFF like i tried watching the newest twitch stream and i had to turn it off because he’s just yelling at chris and matt and the chat the whole time and being so rude and complaining about literally everything like shut the fuck upppppp
also he’s just petty and rude in general
and the hellen keller jokes??? like i know it’s not THAT bad, but that can come across as disrespectful to a blind or deaf person
and i promise im not riding the hate train this has been in the back of my mind for a while now
i’m not saying “oh let’s all cancel nick he’s the worst person to ever walk the earth” but he seriously needs to learn when to stop talking.
and i’ve also noticed he’s kinda misogynistic (which is true for a lot of gay men sorry🤷♀️) like he’s constantly referring to women as “bitch” or “slut” like omfg just say girls it’s not that hard
and he’s literally never taken accountability or properly responded to hate ever sooo
anyways don’t shun me this is just my opinion on my blog and ofc he can change and be better in the future but yeah
BF KAISER!
ft. michael kaiser
୨୧ tags — gn!reader, a bit of cussing, all fluff ! / author's note : I HATE HIM!!!!!! (affectionate) also kaiser with a man bun *FOAMS FROM MOUTH*
sleeping with him is the absolute worst. either he will be all over you and squeezing you tight or stealing the blanket from you, there is no in between.
he loves having self care nights with you!! insists to put on face masks and wash your face for you. totally not to just touch you
ALWAYS has his hands on you one way or another. whether it be holding hands, an arm around your shoulder, or leaning on you, he is touching you.
since he normally wakes up before you, he likes watching you sleep, not in a creepy way he thinks you look absolutely gorgeous in your sleeping state.
loves staying up late with you and doing random stuff. talking about random stuff, binging a show/movie, or simply just cuddling with you in silence he enjoys it so much. i firmly believe he prioritizes his quality time with you.
his hugs are the best!!! he's so warm and he doesn't squeeze too tight or too loose, it's just right!! if he doesn't see you for like a few hours though he squeezes the shit out of you
surprisingly a good cook. you constantly wake up to breakfast in bed, your favorite lunch meal, and a 5-star dinner. he has some corny ass apron that says: “mr. good lookin' is cookin” and you can't help but giggle every time you see it, and he's so confused.
WILL give you his jacket if you're cold. it does not matter if he feels like he'll freeze to death too, he will give you his jacket.
has you set as his phone wallpaper. one week it's a pretty candid photo of you, and another week it's a silly off guard photo he has of you. whenever you think you look bad or not, kaiser thinks you look absolutely gorgeous in all of the photos he has of you.
shares a spotify account with you to see what you listen to and what time! if he ever sees you online at ungodly hours of the night he sends you a ‘go to bed already!!!’ text. he's totally not awake either
swings your hands when you two are walking and holding hands. (24/7 basically) he will only start to swing them a little more if you try to stop him.
he unconsciously smiles whenever he sees you smile. he doesn't even realize it until you or someone else points it out, and only drives him more insane because of the effect you have on him.
gets matching necklaces for the two of you with each other's initials. he wears it 24/7, only taking it off before showering. he loves when someone points it out, and starts rambling about how amazing you are.
remembers all of the important dates. your birthday, anniversaries, you name it. he would rather die than forget an important date.
speaking of birthdays, he is always the first one to send you a birthday text the second the clock hits midnight. he pre-types his long paragraph talking about how grateful he is for you and such a week in advance and adds to it on the days leading up to your birthday.
his feet are always cold and it is the worst in the winter because he wakes up and decides to be annoying and puts his cold ass feet on yours. he then looks at you with a smile as if he hasn't done anything wrong ever.
loves going shopping with you!! he loves the way your eyes light up and lips curl up into a small smile when you see something cute. he loves the mini fashion shows you give him when you try on stuff. he will hold all your bags and pay for everything. he is hopelessly in love with you.
pridefully hands you his hoodies to wear because he wants to see you wear it. he giggles in his head when someone points it out because he's happy people notice you wearing his hoodie.
has the iphone sci-fi ringtone as his alarm. he set it one day as a joke and now he doesn't have the heart to change it. despite waking up to it dozens of times, you physically cannot get used to it. he claims he can't change it because of a emotional connection to it now, but you feel other wise. just to annoy you
soo good at flirting it's actually annoying. he's a natural smooth talker and knows exactly what makes you flustered.
54 & 56 with seokmin and female reader please if possible 😌🤍✨
#54: “These walls are pretty thick, which means you and I can be as loud as we want.” #56: “Come sit on my face, let me show you how much I missed you.”
“Come sit on my face, let me show you how much I missed you.” Seokmin’s voice sent shivers down your spine and you didn't hesitate for one second to strip yourself of your pants and underwear, your pussy exposed to him. He groaned at the sight, pulling you in closer and letting you settle on his chest, his tongue darting out to wet his lips in anticipation.
“Mm... you look so good, I can't wait to eat you out.” He rasped, hands pulling your thighs closer so that you were finally situated on his lips, a heavy sigh falling from your own as his lips enclosed your pussy, sucking softly. Your legs shook from the sensation, while Seokmin’s hands gripped your thighs a little tighter and moaned at the feeling of being able to eat you out once more.
You tried so hard to keep your moans in, you really did. The neighbours previously had complained that you and Seokmin had been particularly loud, but Seokmin had taken care of it and moved you to a better apartment, with less nosey neighbours.
“Let me hear your moans baby, I want to hear you.” He pulled himself off you briefly, his lips and chin shining with your juices. You whined softly in response when he maintained eye contact with you and sucked on your clit, your hands balling into fists. “What if someone hears and m-makes a compla-int?” you questioned, head falling forward from the pleasure you were feeling.
He only chuckled at you, lifting you off his face and laying you down so that your back was now on the bed. He lined his cock up with your entrance, pushing himself in slowly and making you feel every inch and every vein on his thick cock. “These walls are pretty thick, which means you and I can be as loud as we want.”
After he had said those words, you didn't let yourself be quiet, and neither did he. Both of your moans and groans bounced around the room, pleasure building within both of you quickly since it had been a while since you had been intimate. His lips locked with yours passionately, your orgasms washing over you at the same time. His eyes held nothing but love for you, leaning down to kiss you one more time.
“I could get used to you being that loud.”
Smut Prompt Game CLOSED!
— it's the little things
paring. joshua x reader genre. fluff, bsf!joshua wc. 0.5k warning. reader has periods
synopsis. joshua being the most caring, wonderful boy :(
josh: hey, we r still going on that picnic right?
you: josh im sorry but i can we cancel?
you: i woke up with the worst cramps
you: and my apartments still a mess
you: plus i just left a massive stain on my sheets
you: sorry that was tmi
you: but srsly im so sorry for cancelling
you: i promise ill make it up to you
josh: im omw
—
it isn’t the grand gestures that has your heart fluttering for joshua, instead, it’s the little things, like opening those annoying milk cartons or listening to you rant about the same thing for the umpteenth time or washing your period-stained sheets, like he’s doing now.
here you are, sitting on the toilet, watching your bestfriend apply stain remover on your brand-new white sheets that you had just put on your mattress a few days ago.
you watch the way he checks the sheet with a careful eye, making sure he doesn’t miss a single spot. you watch the way he carefully measures how much detergent he needs to put into the washing machine. you watch the way his eyes turn into crescents as he turns to you and chirps, all done!”
all you can do in response is grunt while clutching your stomach, resulting in joshua shooting you an sympathetic pout. he walks over to you and helps you up, guiding you to a chair in your bedroom, sitting you down then going off to cover your bare mattress with new sheets.
“you really didn’t have to come,” you say, watching him lift one corner of the bed.
“i wanted to.” he chuckles, tucking the sheet underneath the mattress, “i told you, don’t worry about it.
you let out a guilty sigh, he could be doing anything he wanted on a thursday at 10am, he could’ve just let you handle this all by yourself.
“but i can do this all myself… im not some helpless kid.”
“well, yeah. you can do it by yourself, but, i wanna do it for you.” you let out a sigh in response, “is it so bad letting someone help you out for once?” he gives you a small smile, “you’re not gonna kick me out just for wanting to spend time with my best friend, right?”
“i guess i won't.”
throughout the day joshua runs around your apartment making sure your needs were met. from making sure you’ve eaten, making sure the house is clean and making sure your cravings don’t say cravings for too long; even leaving during your haikyuu marathon to go buy you a crookie that you didn’t finish since you fell asleep half way through eating it.
joshua crooks his neck to see you passed out on his shoulder, making him smile. he presses a gentle kiss on the top of your head then rests his head on yours.
with joshua, it’s the little things that make you fall for him just a little more.
thank you for reading until the end!!
a/n. its been… WAY too long ive literally missed writing sm anyways heres a short one. i love writing josh bc hes genuinely the sweetest boy on the planet and hes literally so domestic what the frick
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Class 1A boys getting jealous
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ON MY KNEES. ALL FOURS ANYTHING BRIRIRIDIDIEIEIEKEK
Warning !! : Somnophilia, PiV unprotected (wrap b4 u tap), cumming inside, implied pregnancy, breeding kink..??? Let me know if i missed anything.
thinking abt how frustrated poor Shinso feels when every civilian underestimates him because of his 'villainous' quirk.
he isnt the first pro-hero with a rather intimidating quirk, so why is he the only one receiving hate for it??the bare thought of everything makes his head pound. all he needs right now is you, so he can release his pent up emotions.
his hand curls around the knob of his door and twists it open. the comforting smell of a clean apartment flows through the air and into his nose. " 'm home." he mumbles, entering and closing the door behind him.
when no one answers, his eyes eyes sharpen in annoyance. the one time he needs reassurance, you aren't there for him.
so when he walks through the house searching for you, he figures you might be resting in bed. perhaps even in the shower? no, he would've heard it running.
finally. he peaks past the cracked open bedroom door and sets his eyes on you.
"baby? you asleep?" and you are, arms hugging his pillow tightly to your body. one leg lifted higher onto the mattress to get you comfortable.
but what he really notices is your state of complete slumber. completely available for him to just post himself behind you and fuck you onto his cock.
its not like you're aren't prepped, wearing only a skimpy piece of panties and black tanktop. he can tell you were probably touching yourself earlier with how wet you still are. but don't worry, cause he's here now.
he starts by stripping free from his hero costume, untying his scarf and kicking off his shoes somewhere he doesn't even bother to look at.
and when he's left with only his boxers, he slides into bed, carefully so he doesn't wake you.
you look so at peace like this, eyes shut to where your lashes almost touch your cheeks. soft mumbles leaving your lips when the bed creaks a little too loud.
the mattress dips under him, and he positions himself behind you. a warm hand slides under your top and trails up your back. he can feel you shiver under his touch, and it makes him suck in a breath.
he pushes his hips against you , aligning the outline of his hard with the fat of your ass. "gonna fuck you so good." his other hand slips under your thigh and gently lifts up your leg.
suppressing a groan, he slips the head of his dick against your clothed pussy. the base slides up and down your warmth , tip brushing against your clit with every push and pull.
"risk my life out there, and those dumb ass– mmh– people don't even a-appreciate me.." each slow thrust against your slick makes his hips stutter. back and forth grinding against you, coating his cock with your wetness.
he hears you murmur and whine, unknowing of what exactly he's doing to you. what he's going to do to you.
a deep sigh leaves his lips before popping the tip into your cunt. "shit—" he doesn't expect you to take him so well, especially while you're still sound asleep.
his hand grasps a tight hold onto your thigh, holding on for dear life because he swears he's so close to reaching his orgasm already. slow and deep strokes get him impatient, so he decides to go faster, skin softly slapping together as he slides in and out of you.
your walls suck him in eagerly, taking all that he can give you. it gets him high with how good you make him feel. maybe, if he fills you up and gives you a baby, you'll stay with him forever.
"wan' me to make you a mama?" a hand slides down your skin to rub your clit, pads of his fingers circling your nerve. "bet you'd like that, huh?"
he knows you can't hear him, but he likes to think you do. begging him over and over again, pleading for him to give you what you really want.
his cock twitches inside of you, and releases pearly cum that seeps from your hole and onto the soft sheets.
he drops his head to your shoulder, grinding into you from behind, grunts brushing past his lips as he drags out whatever seed he might have left in him and pushes it into you.
and it isn't long before he hears you gasp softly, mumbling nothings as your hands search for his, making sure he really is there. "it's late.." you whine, easing yourself off of his cock.
but what really wakes you up is when he crashes you back down onto him to make you scream his name. "but i know you can take it."
"for me."