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haikyuu // tokyo revengers // genshin impact // blue lock
last updated: July 18, 2024
“Kaiser Kisser” I love ur account already
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HELLO OMG THANK YOU ⁉️⁉️☝🏻 (seeing this early in the morning made my day thankies anon <3)
hi hello can anyone write a fanfic about my mihya aka michael kaiser based off the song: dress by taylor swift please please please 😭🙏🏻🙏🏻 (it can be fluff smut idc i just need someone to feed me with this)
I hope the fic you are working on right now finds a reader who will think about it constantly for years
kaiser has a habit of bouncing his leg when he's restless. you always point out how annoying it is whenever you're with him, but you're not with him today yet—and that's part of the reason for his restlessness.
growing impatient, he checks your last message again, his heart swelling at the unflattering selfie you took on the plane and sent him shortly after he wished you a safe flight. kaiser hates red-eye flights more than anything but you were willing to put up with them if only to come home sooner to him.
according to the flight tracker he's been diligently watching since your plane took off five hours ago, you should have landed already, but his messages still won't deliver and there's no sign of passengers filing out of the arrival gate.
the worst-case scenario flickers across his mind but kaiser shakes the thought away. the tracking app said your plane landed safely and so did the flight schedule board he checked just a moment ago. if anything, the plane was probably on its way to the gate, or maybe you forgot to switch off airplane mode, or maybe you accidentally lost your phone, or maybe your battery died...
it's just unusual for you not to immediately notify him when you've landed. it's a habit you've both developed, letting each other know when you're on the way to somewhere, on the way back, taking off, and landing. it's your well wishes that always give him strength—the "have a nice day!" and "stay safe!" and "safe flight!"
after deciding to go check the flight schedule board again, just in case, kaiser's phone vibrates and he almost drops the device like it's hot potatoes while hurrying to answer what he immediately knew was your call.
the first thing you say is, "sorry!" and kaiser's heart begins beating at an erratic pace at the sound of your voice ringing in his ears, a wave of relief washing over him.
"i thought i lost my phone! i was digging through my bag while queueing for immigration but the line was moving so fast and i didn't have time but it turns out it was—"
"let me guess, in your pocket?" kaiser finishes.
"how did you know?!"
"i know you, darling," he says, feigning a chuckle while wiping off the sheen of sweat on his forehead with the back of his hand.
you scoff at that. "don't act all cool and nonchalant, i know you were worried."
kaiser's eyes dart around quickly as if he might find you secretly watching him from a distance. "...is it that obvious?"
"no, but i'd be worried too if you were uncontactable after a flight."
"hm," he nods to himself. "are you just waiting for your check-in baggage now?"
"yup, the conveyor belt hasn't started moving though."
kaiser groans, "tell them to hurry up. i fucking miss you."
"ah yes, i shall let the airport staff know to be more efficient with the baggage because my lovely boyfriend is waiting for me," you joke. "i miss you too, by the way."
"run as soon as you get your bags."
"wait a sec, are you waiting at terminal 1?"
"yeah?" again, kaiser's gaze sweeps his surroundings, lifting his head to the upper floors in case you might be watching him from up there. he can't find you though and it frustrates him more than he'll admit. "how'd you know?"
"i have you on 'find my friends', silly. you're at the wrong terminal though."
kaiser freezes. "what?!"
"international flights land at terminal 2."
"oh, shit. right. okay, i'll run."
"don't you dare run!" you protest, but kaiser isn't listening as he's picking up his paces. "your ankle hasn't fully healed yet! you weren't even supposed to come pick me up."
"what was i supposed to do? i missed you," he says easily, keeping his breaths steady as he rushes through the airport to get to where you'll be.
"you could have patiently waited at home," you continue. "i was planning to grab a cab anyway. it's only a half-hour drive."
"yeah, well, i wanted to see you half an hour sooner," kaiser says.
"being all cute and sweet isn't going to make up for the fact that you're putting yourself at risk for me, mihya—oh! the conveyor belt is moving."
"fucking finally."
it's funny. you and kaiser don't share another word over the phone after you quickly tell him you've spotted one of your bags but neither of you seems inclined to hang up. kaiser diligently finds his way to the correct terminal and easily navigates himself through the friends and families waiting at the arrival gate, his towering height giving him an unobstructed view of the opaque glass doors.
"i'm on my way out," you sing, excitement lacing your voice.
"okay, i'm already at the right—"
kaiser only stops short because he finally sees you, his entire world burning a degree brighter with your eyes trained on him. before he can inch forward, you hang up the call, slip your phone into your pocket, and make your way over in haste. all the while, kaiser simply watches you approach him, counting every step it takes for you to close the distance.
"i'm home, mihya," you smile.
as though he still can't quite believe that you're standing right in front of him, kaiser hesitantly reaches out for your elbow, his hand gently running up your arm until he pulls you in by the shoulder and wraps his arms around you in an embrace that communicates all of his yearnings.
"you really missed me?" you mumble into his body when he squeezes you tight.
"i really fucking missed you."
"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you
attractive things bllk characters (unintentionally) do?👀
i received this ask and decided to write this entire thing through a caffeine-powered fever dream. may have gone a little overboard. please pray for both your sanity and mine. thank you anon for your strong sense of imagination (or delusion, whichever you prefer.)
nagi lifts the hem of his shirt to wipe the sweat off his face, and you accidentally (or not so accidentally) get a good look at the droplets running down his abs and v-line. he also does the doorway lean while waiting for you to get ready. since he's so tall, he puts his one arm up on the top of the door frame while scrolling through his phone. when he feels drained of energy, he clings to you like a koala, face buried into the crook of your neck.
rin pushes his hair back when his bangs get in the way, and it shows off his ridiculously sharp side profile. sometimes you have to pause mid-conversation because the direct eye contact gets too intense. he has the brightest turquoise eyes in existence, and they stare right into your soul. pair that with the height difference and him towering over you. hang onto your ovaries because this man is about to snatch them. if isagi or sae are anywhere remotely close within your vicinity, he will personally drag your chair closer over to him. you know, the whole nick jonas chair pull thing? he also unintentionally clenches his jaw when pissed, the vein popping out and everything.
barou is polite to his elders. he holds the door open for others. he tips extra at restaurants. he is kind to service workers. he's just a gentleman overall even though he likes to act tough. he rolls up his sleeves while cleaning or cutting up vegetables, and you can see the veins bulging in his forearms. wears those form-fitting aprons where you can see the outline of his waist and the muscles in his back. he is not immune to raging pit bull moments, but he will calm down immediately when you ask him to.
kaiser requires physical touch to function. all concept of personal boundaries goes poof in his little ego-driven brain. he holds your chin so you look up at him while he's talking. also has that husky growl when he wakes up in the morning. he speaks german. what else is more attractive than that? if you stroke his ego, he will puff his chest out like an emperor penguin and flash that movie star smile. does not slow down his pace for you, and will laugh at your expense when you trip in heels and fall. but then he feels guilty about it and begrudgingly picks you up and carries you home. however, before that he will make you swear on everything holy to never tell isagi about his moment of weakness. (tbh kaiser is a menace and has some serious self-esteem issues. pls avoid dating a man like him in real life until he is fully mature. i still love him tho.)
reo mansplains but not in the condescending way. he does so in the "omg i'm so excited to finally get to share something with you and you're never going to believe it" sort of way. rambles on and on about his interests and gets that little glint in his eye when he's passionate about something. also not sure if this counts but he gets extremely depressed when you don't message him back within five minutes. what do you mean you were busy? he was out here dying from a literal famine. he needs your affection to survive. last but not least, he is good at styling. he knows what colors work best for you, and he will put together three new looks for you in record time.
hiori dreams that you left him for good and wakes up crying with his arms around you. will refuse to let you leave the bed even if it is just to get a glass of water. his rare moments of emotional vulnerability are what gets to you.
shidou does not condone any of your bad decisions. you want to get shit-faced and party until early morning? no complaints from him. you want to wear sexy outfits to the club? say less because he's about to enjoy the view and knock out the front teeth of every guy who dares to ogle you. i don't know if this qualifies as being attractive, but he would never be the controlling type. you can dress and act however you want. unfortunately for you though, this is also a textbook case of the blind leading the blind. if you get horrendously hungover, so does he. if you get pulled over, he's going to be too blackout drunk to even comprehend the officer's words. you can count on him for a good time, but not anything else. do not take any of his advice at face value.
oliver likes to show you off even if he doesn't notice it himself. any talk with his team, and he will find a way to make the entire conversation about you. at this point, the entire u-20 team is done with him. they placed bets that you two wouldn't last more than a month due to his philandering reputation, but the universe seems to think otherwise because you and oliver hit the six-month mark and are still going strong.
ness guards your drink with an unnecessary amount of protection. while you left to go use the restroom, he was looking left and right, and the hairs on the back of his neck were prickling every time someone even came close to your cup. he also shoos away any person who opens their mouth while standing next to your drink because apparently the condensation from their breath could be dangerous. definitely covers your cup with both hands even if it has a lid. no suspicious shit is happening on his watch.
yukimiya is well-read, and he wears glasses. he has a copy of every single classic out there in existence and will fangirl along with you over your virginia woolf collection. he was written by a woman with two cats and a wine glass. not much else to say.
loki absolutely clears the entire carnival/arcade game. you want that giant teddy bear that costs over three hundred ticket points? say less because he's about to win the whole damn pot. of all characters, i would say he's one of the only green flags. like celery green.
isagi always looks for you when he enters the room. intentionally or not, he always seeks your presence. if someone says a funny joke, he turns to you to see if you're laughing or not. also does that somewhat creepy stare thing where he just looks at you quietly while you do mundane tasks. internally he is screaming cus what do you mean you actually like him?
chigiri gives you that thankful little smile whenever you stand up for him. i feel like people don't understand how goofy he can get as he's canonically good at doing impressions/impersonations. also has the prettiest laugh. if he ever cuts his hair, i think i'm going to get a nosebleed.
noa unconsciously says yes to every question you ask of him. he'd be giving bastard münchen a hard time (and denying isagi's requests) but then immediately once you come over, he's automatically acquiescing to everything you say. the rest of the team is low-key shocked you can win him over so easily. when they confront him about it, he just shrugs and goes "y/n is always right."
kurona's entire existence is attractive. he's just perfect. nothing is ever wrong with him. will let you check out his shark teeth and lightly pokes your finger to leave an imprint. hopefully you'll always remember him that way. he's also quiet so he will listen to everything you say and give ample weight to your words.
sae is my baby girl so he gets a whole section dedicated to himself:
absentmindedly plays with your hair. when you're sleeping in his lap, he'll gently run his fingers along your scalp. sometimes in the morning when you're sitting up on the edge of your bed to do your makeup, he'll come up from behind you and brush back your hair. might also press a kiss to the back of your neck.
helps you put on your face mask. when he's shopping, he will buy you lotion along with his own skincare products. says that it was just a convenient store run but you know he personally made sure to get you the best quality ones.
this is canon because i said so: when he gets out of the shower, he slings the towel over his neck or his shoulder. he also involuntarily flexes his biceps when he bends down to grab something. has the world's most defined deltoids.
when you're stuck in large crowds at the airport, he puts his hand in your back pocket to keep you two from getting separated. if the TSA pat-down is anywhere too personal for his liking, he will openly glare at the officer once you've passed the security checkpoint.
bonus point: when you two brush your teeth early in the morning, he has that little bed head where his shorn-off bangs stick up in cute little tufts here and there. will have a dead look on his face, but his eyes soften when he catches your gaze through the mirror.
BF KAISER!
ft. michael kaiser
୨୧ tags — gn!reader, a bit of cussing, all fluff ! / author's note : I HATE HIM!!!!!! (affectionate) also kaiser with a man bun *FOAMS FROM MOUTH*
sleeping with him is the absolute worst. either he will be all over you and squeezing you tight or stealing the blanket from you, there is no in between.
he loves having self care nights with you!! insists to put on face masks and wash your face for you. totally not to just touch you
ALWAYS has his hands on you one way or another. whether it be holding hands, an arm around your shoulder, or leaning on you, he is touching you.
since he normally wakes up before you, he likes watching you sleep, not in a creepy way he thinks you look absolutely gorgeous in your sleeping state.
loves staying up late with you and doing random stuff. talking about random stuff, binging a show/movie, or simply just cuddling with you in silence he enjoys it so much. i firmly believe he prioritizes his quality time with you.
his hugs are the best!!! he's so warm and he doesn't squeeze too tight or too loose, it's just right!! if he doesn't see you for like a few hours though he squeezes the shit out of you
surprisingly a good cook. you constantly wake up to breakfast in bed, your favorite lunch meal, and a 5-star dinner. he has some corny ass apron that says: “mr. good lookin' is cookin” and you can't help but giggle every time you see it, and he's so confused.
WILL give you his jacket if you're cold. it does not matter if he feels like he'll freeze to death too, he will give you his jacket.
has you set as his phone wallpaper. one week it's a pretty candid photo of you, and another week it's a silly off guard photo he has of you. whenever you think you look bad or not, kaiser thinks you look absolutely gorgeous in all of the photos he has of you.
shares a spotify account with you to see what you listen to and what time! if he ever sees you online at ungodly hours of the night he sends you a ‘go to bed already!!!’ text. he's totally not awake either
swings your hands when you two are walking and holding hands. (24/7 basically) he will only start to swing them a little more if you try to stop him.
he unconsciously smiles whenever he sees you smile. he doesn't even realize it until you or someone else points it out, and only drives him more insane because of the effect you have on him.
gets matching necklaces for the two of you with each other's initials. he wears it 24/7, only taking it off before showering. he loves when someone points it out, and starts rambling about how amazing you are.
remembers all of the important dates. your birthday, anniversaries, you name it. he would rather die than forget an important date.
speaking of birthdays, he is always the first one to send you a birthday text the second the clock hits midnight. he pre-types his long paragraph talking about how grateful he is for you and such a week in advance and adds to it on the days leading up to your birthday.
his feet are always cold and it is the worst in the winter because he wakes up and decides to be annoying and puts his cold ass feet on yours. he then looks at you with a smile as if he hasn't done anything wrong ever.
loves going shopping with you!! he loves the way your eyes light up and lips curl up into a small smile when you see something cute. he loves the mini fashion shows you give him when you try on stuff. he will hold all your bags and pay for everything. he is hopelessly in love with you.
pridefully hands you his hoodies to wear because he wants to see you wear it. he giggles in his head when someone points it out because he's happy people notice you wearing his hoodie.
has the iphone sci-fi ringtone as his alarm. he set it one day as a joke and now he doesn't have the heart to change it. despite waking up to it dozens of times, you physically cannot get used to it. he claims he can't change it because of a emotional connection to it now, but you feel other wise. just to annoy you
soo good at flirting it's actually annoying. he's a natural smooth talker and knows exactly what makes you flustered.
GUYS I GOT BLUE LOCK SPOILERS (creds to my friend for these bc i got suspended on tiktok 🤗)
honestly saying i'm so jealous of ness , they both look so happy in here it's not fair not fair not fair not fair not fair not fair! rip to a friend of mine bc they had to listen to me scream my head off about this.
also apparently, ness was the one who gave kaiser his current haircut, yk the one where kaiser has those two long streaks at the back of his head yeah that one.
SHOULDVE BEEN ME IN NESS PLACE SMH
my pookiebear babygirl princess (an objectively shit guy) has depths to his character but no one understands him like i do (im delusional)
WOWOWOWOW HI NEW MOOTS *giggles and kicks feet