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[Talon is conducting their annual employee evaluation interviews.]

Moira: Okay, so, uhh... number 421. You, ehh... you are part of sector eighteen, recording studio maintenance clean team. Okay! Uhh... qui... couple questions. How, do, you, value, your, what you contribute, of, to, at the workforce? Ehh... second part: which, do you most, can't, the least? Widowmaker?

Widowmaker: Yeah?

Moira: You write these questions?

Widowmaker: Yeah I did.

Moira: Okay! Well, 421, do you have an answer?

Talon Trooper 421: I am a highly skilled microphone cleaner, my masters, and what I most can't do at the least, would be not a bad job, but always a good one.

Widowmaker: Okaaaay... good answer…

Moira: Well that's all I got, uh, guys?

Reaper: No, I got one more question, and answer honestly! [long pause] Are you the guy who's embezzling from us?

Talon Trooper 421: No.

Reaper: [long pause] Okay... I believe you.

gabe you cant be like this 😭😂

i love reading and writing fantasy and scifi (any fiction really) my adhd makes me keep my hands busy so I'm very good at knotted friendship bracelets and origami paper cranes. i love cartoon shows, especially with found family, and the gayer the better

Send me a description of yourself (hobbies, interests, a couple fun facts) and I’ll tell you which of my characters would fall madly in love with you.

Jameson Dye would think the world of you! Not only does he find the craft of writing to be such a precious and beautiful thing, he is fascinated by people who can create physical art with their hands and could watch them do their work all day. He adores his found family and is incredibly pansexual and full of love.

Similarly, Bunny always needs something to calm her down when the drugs carry her a little too far from reality, so she would be so happy just to sit and watch your hands make paper cranes (which would seem like actual magic to her). Her found family is the most important thing in the world to her, and she is the most queer a human being could possibly get.