I Meant Clingfilm - Tumblr Posts

OK so maybe its just me being a dumb bitch but I confused clingfilm and chloroform. It has lead to some very strange situations:

Me to my brother: hey Jeremy, can you past me the chloroform?

My brother: *stares at me* chloroform?

Me: yeah to put the food in the fridge. *smiles*

My brother: *starts sweating getting ready to call 911* um laura i think I'll take over here....

Me: nah man I'm almost done. Just need the chlo- *he holds my hands on the counter* -what the fuck are you doing.

My brother: I'll take it from here.