I Missed My Calling As A Dad All I Got Were The Jokes - Tumblr Posts
9 years ago
Art v Artist meme!
I’m a pretty strong believer that most folks emphasize (often very unnoticeable until compared) lines in their art based on their own face and what they like about faces. That said I have no idea how anything I draw looks like me, especially since I had to scrounge around just to find a selfie where my eyebrows looked less desperate than ted cruz’s.
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and of course said selfie where my eyebrows aren't pulling my whole face down around them?
my nose is wonky as hell
of course
I had one selfie where the lighting was really dramatic and I was scowling at the camera
and I thought OH MY GOD IT'S ALL MY PAINTINGS style!!!!
then I put it in there
and the lighting looked better than any of my paintings
so I didn't post it because in a war of insulting my face or my paintings I'm gonna insult my face
I had no control over my face but my paintings are my work so if you're gonna make one look worse lets go with the one I didn't make....
that's right tumblr
i'm a CHEESY white bread
I missed my calling as a dad all I got were the jokes