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so so so silly and cutee 🤭 had a horrible day until i read this so thank u 🫶
boomerang － jake sim!
SYNOPSIS: you and jake sim have always been academic rivals. it was always you against him for top of the class, and jake is sure that you two were made to hate each other. a couple years later when you debut and become an idol, you find yourself talking to him again - but it’s in a group chat with other aussie idols, and perhaps you realise that he isn’t that insufferable. PAIRING: idol! jake x idol! fem! reader GENRE: smau, crack, enemies to lovers, slowburn kinda, idol au WARNINGS: swearing, ignore timestamps, some alr debuted idols r in a group i created laughs, photos of ive’s yujin will be used as y/n only to visualise the outfit / concept FEATURING: enhypen, lily of nmixx, felix and bang chan from skz, rosé from blackpink, yoon jia, kim doah and kamimoto kotone from gp999 STATUS: COMPLETE AUTHOR’S NOTE: helloooo here is the jake smau as promised!! my first smau for hyung line woooooooo LETS GAUR !! this is going to b a long one (40 chapters most likely!!) permanent taglist will already b tagged and thank u to sophie @chicksung for coming up w the title ^_^
EQUATION FOR DISASTER, THE SEQUEL TO BOOMERANG IS OUT NOW!
PROFILES: ONE / TWO
ONE － jake?? fanta spiller jake?? TWO － 5th grade science fair THREE － thank you wikihow FOUR － passive aggressive communication FIVE － hangout gone wrong SIX － oscar winning performance SEVEN － praying on my downfall EIGHT － its going down NINE － this is not slay TEN － forget but not forgive ELEVEN － jay my bff TWELVE － eye twitches THIRTEEN － star crossed haters FOURTEEN － silly little people in my phone FIFTEEN － mr bang pd-nim why SIXTEEN － try not to argue challenge SEVENTEEN － 247 what EIGHTEEN － pure luck NINETEEN － shocking development TWENTY － ur not as bad as i thought TWENTY ONE － selca…? TWENTY TWO － think twice? i dont even think once TWENTY THREE － disbandment era TWENTY FOUR － hatred with a capital h TWENTY FIVE － math olympiad TWENTY SIX － hide from the cameras TWENTY SEVEN － rumour rumour rumour TWENTY EIGHT － oh shit TWENTY NINE － buzzfeed quiz THIRTY － giant question mark THIRTY ONE － sunoo best wingman THIRTY TWO － romance what?? no way THIRTY THREE － you remembered THIRTY FOUR － call that chemistry THIRTY FIVE － in a bro way THIRTY SIX － inkigayo sandwich THIRTY SEVEN － high five THIRTY EIGHT － u + me = ??? THIRTY NINE － disbeliebe FORTY － reunion SPECIAL CHAPTER － manager gc shenanigans
i love me a good smau 🤧
pairing: childhoodbff!Jake x fem!reader
summary: in which Y/N has already accepted the fact that she will never be anything more than a best friend to Jake. She’s fine. She’s kept it all together for so long. However, Sunoo is a force to reckon with and he will do anything in his power to get Jake and Y/N together—Oh, and not to mention Sunoo really hates Jake’s current girlfriend, much to the annoyance of Y/N.
includes: fluff, light angst, crack (as it should!) and Sunoo being the bestest friend you could ever ask for… in his own strange ways.
warnings: cursing oop.
featuring: ENHYPEN, TXT and ITZY
status: COMPLETED
started: may 31, 2021
ended: july 13, 2021
extras (memes): one two three four five six seven
director’s cut: one two
profiles 1 / profiles 2
act 1: sunoo chooses violence
act 2: Y/N MY BELOVED
act 3: selective reading
act 4: my [redacted] senses are tingling
act 5: different typa dumb
act 6: mf I’m no Hypno
act 7: he (allegedly) is jealous your honor!
act 8: on the same wavelength
act 9: 🔊 BULLY HIM 🔊 HARDER 🔊
act 10: club hours (read: chaos)
act 11: NOT THE GOVERNMENT NAMES
act 12: SNITCH!
act 13: worst 3 minutes of my life
act 14: RUN SUNOO RUN
act 15: an inch resting turn of events
act 16: I SAID COLOR
act 17: goody two shoes
act 18: you’re stupid I like that in a man
act 19: damn… I kinda don’t care (🤡)
act 20: www.jakeisafuckingdumbass.com
act 21: not u simping again 🤢
act 22: major bruh moment
act 23: you’re an idiot (affectionate)
act 24: two halves of a whole idiot
act 25: Jake is a furry
act 26: baby I'm not even here
act 27: I got detention again
act 28: @ God why me
act 29: Beomgyu aka the resident idiot
act 30: EXCUSE ME YOU INBRED EMBRYO?
act 31: ight imma head out
act 32: F’s in the chat for Jake
act 33: fan behavior
act 34: there goes our best (?) soldier
act 35: 😔👉🏼👈🏼
act 36: tragic back story: unlocked ✨
act 37: are you stupid or are you stupid?
act 38: ugh mondays
act 39: the aftermath
act 40: good mourning
act 41: fucking finally
act 42 (closing act): OUR boyfriend
they're insane for this akcjajxjwiwnxjw
help they're gorgeous literally breathtaking 😭🫠🤍🤍
AKFJWJXBSIZ BREATHTAKING 🫠🫠💗💗