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Umm… help? 👀
I opened up my coffee maker and found a little nest fruit flies in the little receiver for the pods. Does anyone know how I’m supposed to clean this business out?
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OK
BUT LIKE
Imagine this
Medic having found The Shroud of Eden (probably multiple knowing him- either through his deal with the Devil- who may or may not be an Isu in this cause it's Canon that Medic sold his damn soul to the devil only to steal his teammates' souls and somehow transplanted it inside him and because of that, it may or may not be the reason or part of it that all of them might be immortal-) and used its parts to create his Mediguns (maybe he found different POE even to create the other mediguns like the Kritzkrieg) cause that man, while very much certifiably insane, is a genius in his own right
BUT WAIT
What if Australium is what the POE are made out of? Or just generally have a connection to them and the Isu?
Not to mention
How can we ever ignore the wonderful fact that Abraham Lincoln was the first/original Pyro? Why do I bring this up? Idk, I just find this hilarious. Not to mention, in TF2 Lore, he was the one who created stairs.
Just- Shaun's definitely gonna have an aneurysm about TF2 History and Lore (or go down the rabbit whole and get WAY too hooked into all of this and start trying to connect the dots while going on a week without sleep- there is no in-betweens, just the 2 extremes) while Desmond and Rebecca are the most likely to go hog wild and have fun.
... Maybe TF2 universe is a sorta What if dimension if history turned out differently after the original Solar Flare killed off most of the Isu that the calculations had foreseen- just- a very low percentage of it actually happening and a timeline the Isu had very much tried to avoid- cause let's face it, TF2 is nothing but chaos that no amount of planning can avoid honestly.
Does any of this makes sense? Idk cause I am very much sleep deprived atm :D
... I ALSO JUST REMEMBERED AUSTRALIUM MADE PEOPLE SMART AND BUFF- MAYBE IT REALLY IS CONNECTED TO ISU SOCIETY AND THE POEs-
In a cozy neighborhood nestled between rolling hills and lush meadows, there lived a friendly, golden retriever. He had a heart full of love and an insatiable desire to connect with the world. His wagging tail and bright eyes spoke volumes, but there was one thing he yearned for – the ability to send letters to his canine friends in far-off places.
One sunny afternoon, the dog gazed longingly at the mailman delivering letters to his human family. The idea struck him like a lightning bolt: he wanted to send letters too! However, his lack of opposable thumbs made this dream seemingly impossible.
Undeterred, his determination caught the attention of a clever ferret who lived nearby. The ferret was known for his knack for solving problems, and he couldn't resist the opportunity to help his canine friend.
Approaching the dog with a twinkle in his eye, the ferret proposed a solution. "Dog," he said, "what if I became your paw-sistant? I can help you write letters and even deliver them to your friends!"
The dog's tail wagged furiously with excitement. And so, the dynamic duo embarked on their letter-sending adventure. The dog would dictate his heartfelt messages to the ferret, who translated them into beautifully written letters. Together, they crafted tales of squirrel chases, park adventures, and the joy of belly rubs.
The ferret, being nimble and quick, scurried through the neighborhood, delivering the dog's letters to the mailboxes of his furry friends. The recipients, surprised and delighted, responded in kind, creating a heartwarming exchange of stories and friendship.
One day, the dog decided to send a letter to a faraway place but the ferret could not travel that long so they had the mail courier deliver it for them so the courier went, into a journey that we will witness... in another story.
Inside his bag, where the letter is neatly tucked with other mails, the letter says: "Team Fortress x Assassin's Creed Au? I think it would be pretty funny considering what TF2 is like and please don't rush anything, prioritize yourself first than us."
The courier of this quaint little town had a simple job.
Make sure every delivery was on time.
Their little town didn’t really get a lot of parcels before so he could just laze around after he was done until…
The alchemist took residence on top of the hill and started completing requests from people that sent letters addressed to the little house on the top of the hill.
The alchemist had been busy for weeks now and each time he would visit to deliver the daily mail, there would be enough items and concoctions to fill his cart.
And today was no different.
His eyes stayed on the flower bed with red flowers almost in bloom.
“That’s for tomorrow.” The alchemist said as they handed him the latest of batch of deliveries, including a…
“Uuuhh… I’m not sure if they’ll deliver weapons?” The courier said awkwardly.
The alchemist turned to stare at him as they say, “It’s a toy.”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“It’s a toy.” The alchemist repeated in the same even tone they usually have.
The courier sighed and rubbed the top of his head as he said, “Yeah, okay. I’ll take note that it’s a toy.”
He eyed the alchemist as he added, “I’m sure it’s quite a fragile toy that shouldn’t be rattled a lot, right?”
“It is of grave importance that it does not jostle at all.”
The courier sighed once more.
He’d wrap it in bubble wrap and lots of heavy blanket before sending it then.
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Funny thing, Desmond’s voice actor, Nolan North, voiced Soldier and Engineer in ‘Expiration Date’ so now I’m just thinking Desmond would get a class that’s focused on building things to aid his team but he has a rocket launcher that has low damage capabilities as it’s mainly used to create things (hitting them with his rocket launcher also heals them). So he’s like… a long ranged version of Engineer which needs more time/shots to build stuff to combat his ability to build from afar.
But first let’s talk about how this crossover would be like.
The easiest way would be that they all get kicked into TF2 world (although it would be super funny if it was the other way around and it’s the TF2 guys wrecking havoc in the AC world)
The main characters of the main games would find themselves in the TF2 world and have to adapt because their skills and abilities have been changed to be more in line with how the TF2 world operates.
What does that mean?
Well…
The TF2 world sorta maybe no seriously absolutely…
… just got a lot of people with the ability of the spy.
Like, just imagine an elite group of spies, with the ability to be completely invisible by just pulling on their hood, eyes that can see everything around them (even other invisible people) and has a weapon that can kill instant death.
Pyro would have a hard time with them because they have the habit of freerunning on higher grounds, even scaffolding!
And they have this habit of killing people who abuse their power and even go as far as commit atrocities for the sake of their greed or desires.
In other words…
TF Industries is fucked and the Mann brothers can’t do anything but wait for the inevitable.
(This also places them in direct oppositions with the mercenaries)
PS: The life extending machine might react to Desmond like a POE and that’s a whole other mystery XD
Having a midlife crisis on what SHS strand to take kayo kamusta naman mga umaga niyo 🥰.
I have no blorbos. Only blorbitches and blorbastards and an occasional pitable blorbae to balance the party.
Gosh…I’m simply sleeping while reading…can someone hand me a nice cuppa? I’d be pleased
✨𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚜𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 ✨
When chemistry isn't chemistry-ing:
To My 9th Grade patron scientist (Antoine Lavoisier) and his slightly younger accomplice, Jeremias Ritcher, may wherever you are be as hot as the living hell you have created.
Fuck stoichiometry
(Credits: Image retrieved from Pinterest, user anay⁵⁵)