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When me and my friends were camping my mom was getting wasted with some of her friends and I didn't wanna be there but my first friend made me sit on her lap with my other friend on top of me and then my mom friends 9 year old daughter say of my friend

And then my friend holding me down whispered

CaN i GeT a HiGh Ya?

And then the 9 year olds wasted dad screamed out

HIGH YA

And then sat on us

And my friend under me got squished

And welp that's my life in a nutshell