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6 months ago

robber: are you really trying to stop me?! you and what army FREAK😡😡😡😡

me: *pushes up glasses dramatically* heh, well, you should uh…. look behind you *smirks*

my massive fucking army:

Robber: Are You Really Trying To Stop Me?! You And What Army FREAK

robber: oh uh… that’s a really big army you’ve got there *pees pants* *runs away in embarrassment*

me: yippie *does a backflip*


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