Just a cool guy trying to be silly and cool and epic sauce🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (she/he)
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Robber: Are You Really Trying To Stop Me?! You And What Army FREAK
robber: are you really trying to stop me?! you and what army FREAK😡😡😡😡
me: *pushes up glasses dramatically* heh, well, you should uh…. look behind you *smirks*
my massive fucking army:
robber: oh uh… that’s a really big army you’ve got there *pees pants* *runs away in embarrassment*
me: yippie *does a backflip*
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dude my cat is so freak /pos
such a tiny little man
dude you do not KNOW how many times this happens to me
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they’re so majestic when they aren’t trying to rummage through my trash
REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.
bud bud when hes overstimulated: holy fuck you DARE touch my poor sad sensitive tummy?!🥺🥺🥺🥺im goong to EAT YOU🔥🔥🔥😡😡😡😡😡😡
sweet baby oli when hes overstimulated: oh um excuse me sir i must make haste i am a busy man and the train leaves in two minutes hence. tally ho!!!😇😇😇