Just a cool guy trying to be silly and cool and epic sauce🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 (she/he)
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Robber: Are You Really Trying To Stop Me?! You And What Army FREAK
robber: are you really trying to stop me?! you and what army FREAK😡😡😡😡
me: *pushes up glasses dramatically* heh, well, you should uh…. look behind you *smirks*
my massive fucking army:
robber: oh uh… that’s a really big army you’ve got there *pees pants* *runs away in embarrassment*
me: yippie *does a backflip*
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