I Should Check Those Games Out Again - Tumblr Posts

Also! Have you ever played the Monkey Island games? Because I bet Pirate Stan would be a master of Insult Swordfighting. "I'm Bill Cipher, master of deception!" "Yeah, but ya sure as hell ain't got depth perception." *Clang Clang* "You can't defeat me, ya ain't got half the brain cells required!" "Got enough to know yer fashion sense leaves much to be desired." *Clang Clang* "Ya think yer so smart, but soon you'll run outta wit!" "Ya wear so much gold to distract from the smell o' s#&%?"

Get wrecked triangle boy

As much as I like to portray Bill as a terrifying unstoppable monster, it's also really fun to portray him as a whiny baby with the self esteem of a middle schooler.