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"So how do you like your steak?"

"Oh, medium rare plea-"

"... did you just put a human torso on the counter?"

Mmnfnfnm,,,,.. cannibal mondo..,,mfmm...

De-aged Bruce, bored and wants to start shit: Hey, Tim, was it? I noticed that you kinda look and act like a mini-me. Are you one of my bio kids?

Tim: Nope, I'm actually Janet and Jack Drake's son

Bruce: And? Doesn't refute my statement

Tim: What? Bruce, that's impossible. It's not like you–

Tim, realizes what Bruce was implying: Son of a bitch, you didn't

Bruce: *smirks*

Tim: Seriously?! My mom?!

Bruce: Your dad's a good kisser, too, by the way

Tim: *gags* I did not need to know this

Batkids: *wheezing in the background*

Tim: Why, why are you telling me this?!

Bruce: *goes closer* Because it hurts you

Bruce Wayne low key has kids from multiple generations, so while he may not understand all the generational lingo, he does know it all.

That is to say that, his co-workers of the JL were watching some video one of their mentees sent them and it’s full of gen alpha lingo or something. And they are confused. This is not English. What are these kids saying?

And bruce, elbow deep in paper work and having already pulled out Tim’s emergency caffeine concoction, doesn’t miss a beat as he translates it perfectly and returns to his work without skipping a beat.

strong bad in a friday the 13th t-shirt with bleeding mascara on wearing tripp pants and biker boots writing in a black journal “homestar runner” with hearts with a pink hello kitty gel pen while sighing dreamily to himself

Someone shared this tweet in a discord I'm in. I had to. I had to do the Tumblr thing of putting a tweet next to a character from a TV show.

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

crack theory

nori IS down there but she's desperately trying to feed the dinosaurs like she's in one of those restaurant games where the customers have a timer but instead of leaving they fucking murder her

And omg another idea!!!

She could fall inlove with a little pond witch whos familiar is a duck or something! An she will be like a kinde soul but she looks like golish and then she teaches the sea witch how to be less evil, but she will still be like evil-ish ofc!!!

I can't stop thinking about a sea witch, and instead of having a crow as her familiar she insted has a seagull. And she is like an evil witch but she looks like super nice and like calm, and her seagull just looks super silly...

Should I maybe draw her?

Cedric elf hc

(I'm obsessed with elf Cedric so I'm writing some self indulgent hcs 😋)

• Elf lifespan is basically 2x the average human lifespan (Average human lifespan is 80 years and average elf lifespan is 400-450 years) and they reach the age of maturity around 80 years old. Cedric is still as old as he is in canon (41 y.o) so this makes him a very young elf, but due to stress from everyone's judgement of him and horrid sleep schedule he looks older than he actually is!

• He can wiggle his ears! Not every elf can do it but some can and his ears usually wiggles whenever he's irritated or excited.

• (pre-sorceress ball incident) Young king Roland was fascinated with Cedric's ears, young Cedric, who is aware of this fascination, would wiggle his ears to entertain him. Young king Roland would find this very amusing.

• Elves are far more slender than humans but Cedric is considered underweight for elven standard.

• He sees Sofia and the other kid characters as practically babies because of the elf age lifespan.

• During his time as student in Hexley Hall he's actually one of the top students and is academically well off, his top subjects is potion brewing.

• When he's flustered the tip of his ears turns bright red and his cheeks get hot!

• He's considered ugly in elven standard.

• His ears are particularly sensitive, he found this out the awkward way...

• When they were teenagers greylock teased Cedric a little too hard and accidentally grabbed Cedric's ear. This resulted in greylock getting a slap on the face and a very flustered Cedric.

• his family consists of pure elves (not mixed race between human and elf), pure elves have slightly longer and pointier ears, which is considered attractive.

(srry if the hcs format is kinda weird this is my first time writing headcanons 😭)

OMG loved it

Remember to keep your deer strapped down to the bed at night to avoid lethal jump scares (ง ◉ _ ◉)ง

Greg Mowry - Rusty/Starlight Express

Starlight Express Broadway Original Cast