I Swear If I Find One Of These Pens Again - Tumblr Posts

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WHEN I WAS FIVE I WAS MESSING AROUND WITH A PEN I GOT FROM THE BOOK FAIR AND DECIDED TO PUT THE CAP IN MY MOUTH. NEXT THING I KNOW I SWALLOW THE CAP. I WAS FREAKING OUT AND HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO...I'm still questioning how I swallowed it like, IT WAS A FREAKING PEN CAP!!

EDIT: I FOUND THE PIECE OF SH*T PEN!