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I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

I know this is the original but I actually think the right triangle is funnier

dafuq did I just watch

gimme sammich