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Yall, going from fast food to a semi-professional kitchen is giving me such whiplash.

Like what do you mean you follow the state health code? What do you mean everyone washes their hands, not just people handling raw meat?What do you mean everyone gets along?

It’s wild and I love it. And the extra bonus is I don’t want to kill myself as often anymore 🎉

If I was a woman, I’d want to look like Jodie Whittaker

But I’m a man. So I want to look like David Tennant

Thank you for coming to my super secret TedTalk

lol my coworker, an elderly Mexican woman who speaks very little English asked me to play some music so it wasn’t absolutely quiet in the kitchen. On shuffle Spotify played 2020 music Im to attached to get rid of. She liked it when she clocked off, so that’s nice

My artistic rendition of the events:

I love when I’m in math class and someone leans over to see my work and asks “wait, how’d you get that?” And I just have to look at them like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Like dude I have no idea, all I know it it’s right