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A mechanic calls a customer back after assessing the damage to their car

"Hey I have a quote for what it will cost to repair most of it, but the transmission seems to be just fine. Why did you think the transmission went out?"

"What do you mean? There was never anything wrong with the transmission?" 

"You said you blew it, and that was why you crashed the car!"

"Oh no honey, I was in the passenger seat, I said that was why she crashed the car"