I Want The Main Character STEVE - Tumblr Posts

why cant it be me i want 2 million dogs I want an immortal neighbour who has killed his son has a muder of 45 thousand or so crows and we are war crime buddies I want the weird enderman looking ass neighbour who is just a mess but is trying he is trying so hard I want the main character STEVE steve my beloved is that to much to ask I don't think it is