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On another note, I had a dream several days ago that the state Senator discovered he was bisexual and wanted to date both Oscar and I at the same time. And I had to flee my appartment to get rid of him

I was at a wedding, where Robert California from The Office was hitting on me the entire time, telling me to, “stop denying the chemistry between his lizard and I”.

My gay friend managed to distract him, and I ended up on a boat playing with some dachshunds.