I Would Do It But I Don't Have Pets - Tumblr Posts
2 years ago
bias

pairing: vernon x gn!reader
prompt: a really stupid thing that took place today (here are the final results)
word count: 1.4k~
warnings: mostly just fluff but a liiil talk abt having to keep a relationship pretty private n there being stress surrounding that. intentional lowercase + no proofreading.
daisy’s notes: i am an idiot. i almost gendered this just bc its based off of me being an idiot, but there was no real reason to soooo….. we can all be dumb together <3

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I love this idea
I loved reading about your experiment
It's such a good idea
I would do it but I don't have pets
Although when people ask if I have pets I like to reply that I have siblings if that counts
I don't think the experiment would work with them though
My sister only recognises Joshua
BUT she knows that Hoshi is a tiger so it's all good
And she vaguely remembers the other names (although they are weird variations of their actual names)
Getting there slowly haha
Anyway loved this
Vernon and cats are so cute
Daisy
Wooahaes