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Help identifying this snake? Found in the northeastern US. Neighbors said it's pretty big. Google searches aren't turning up anything remotely close.

I'd help in a heartbeat, just tell me when and where 💪😤❤️

I deadass can’t watch Black Butler without getting mad because I would swing on Sebastian for putting his dirty ass paws on my fair lady Grell. I don’t care if he’s a demon I would figure out how to send his ass back to hell and make sure that he starves.