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What if ice emperor but ice king flavored
Zane’s funny switch got damaged at some point so his emperor self is much more animated and unpredictable. When Vex tried to manipulate him after taking the throne Zane froze him for being a buzzkill
While not trying to genocide the residents of the nether realm he’s still generally cruel towards them and apathetic to their needs like “food” and “shelter. He freezes anyone who displeases him and uses their frozen bodies as interior decor
Humans are especially worthless to him, they’re so fragile but don’t even have a cool power like formlings
Has a fascination with ninja and is delighted to find out about Lloyd at first, even wants to meet him personally. But the more green boy insists he needs to stop playing snow dictator the less amusing he finds the situation
Randomly calls things by the ninja’s names, typically animals or ice creatures he’s created
Prone to angry outbursts and bouts of uncontrollable laughter. Bro thinks he’s the funniest thing since sliced bread
Boreal is more of a giant puppy to him, sort of his parallel to gunter
Body parts and smaller stuff like screws fall off all the time, to which he just puts it back on with some ice
You've heard of Earth is space australia now get ready for: Earth is the space Amazon Rainforest. Aliens land on Earth and they are losing their goddamn minds because every square inch of the ground is absolutely PACKED with life like there are hundreds of species just in this one site, there are winged animals flying through the sky and multiple colonies of sophisticated social insects just in the shadow of their ship, this ONE ROCK is covered in MULTIPLE SPECIES OF ORGANISMS that are themselves MULTIPLE ORGANISMS LIVING SYMBIOTICALLY, the tall, woody autotrophs look so different from each other because they're...holy shit that's like 5, 6, 7???? different species on this one site???
they start talking to a human and the human is like "haha yeah that's a crow!" and the alien researcher is like "you called it a 'bird' earlier, is that a different name?" and the human is like "oh a crow is just one species of bird, there's like, 10 others out there"
"On this planet?"
"No, in the back yard right now."