If Juno Was Trying To Hijack A Dudes Body - Tumblr Posts
All I can think about is them ending up in Ezio's time before his family is killed and Giovanni mistaking them for a master assassin and three baby assassins.
Leonardo and Numbskull: *builds insert weapon of mass destruction/chaos here* There is no way this will go wrong.
Giovanni: Get your novices under control! Before they level the city!
Desmond: *sigh* believe me, I have tried to.
What if Desmond time travels not with Clay/Ezio/other assassin, but with a modern-day Templar with minimal fighting training (Rogue's modern protagonist?) that's freaking out the entire time and follows him around like a lost puppy?
Why just Numbskull?
Why not make him responsible of all the nameless/voiceless protagonists?
Imagine Desmond waking up in some random time period and he has three people he doesn’t even know all looking at him with varying faces of surprise and confusion.
Just imagine the dumb shits Desmond has to deal with on top of trying to figure out what the hell to do in this time period (bonus points if it’s like the 3rd Crusaders where they would definitely stick out soooo badly).
Their backstories…
Initiate: Be careful! They’re a Templar!
Numbskull: Berg had a gun! You think I have any real say if I was going to become a Templar?! Hey, at least I’m not some rando who gets instructions from some woman I don’t even know the real name of and only leaves messages on my computer. Really feel the UNITY there!
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Noob: Hey, you think we can pop in and kill Juno?
Desmond: … It’s in my to-do list but we can’t do it right now. Why?
Noob: I have a list of how we can try to kill her without setting her loose.
Desmond: (stares at Noob for a moment) Why?
Noob: She tried to take over my body after her reincarnated husband tried to frame me and kidnapped me.
Desmond: … I need a drink.
Noob: (perks up) Can I get a Shirley Templar?
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Then Desmond has to deal with them having skills that just give him headaches.
Desmond: Uuuhhh… Where did you get all these?
Noob: I pickpocketed the guards after I pretended to be a guard. Guard meetings are borings.
Desmond:…………… Are we sure you’re not a kleptomaniac?
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Initiate: If I stand perfectly still and control my breathing, they won’t see me.
Desmond: ……… That’s… that’s not really… oh my god…
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Numbskull: I did it! I made a grenade launcher! Look!
Desmond: ……… I’m pretty sure you just made mortar.
Numbskull: …… I miss Benjamin.
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Assassin: Your acolyte is a danger to everyone!
Desmond: (not even surprised anymore) Which one?