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My two personas, me (determination) and sulfur (don’t starve OC that shows up everywhere)
All I can think about is them ending up in Ezio's time before his family is killed and Giovanni mistaking them for a master assassin and three baby assassins.
Leonardo and Numbskull: *builds insert weapon of mass destruction/chaos here* There is no way this will go wrong.
Giovanni: Get your novices under control! Before they level the city!
Desmond: *sigh* believe me, I have tried to.
What if Desmond time travels not with Clay/Ezio/other assassin, but with a modern-day Templar with minimal fighting training (Rogue's modern protagonist?) that's freaking out the entire time and follows him around like a lost puppy?
Why just Numbskull?
Why not make him responsible of all the nameless/voiceless protagonists?
Imagine Desmond waking up in some random time period and he has three people he doesn’t even know all looking at him with varying faces of surprise and confusion.
Just imagine the dumb shits Desmond has to deal with on top of trying to figure out what the hell to do in this time period (bonus points if it’s like the 3rd Crusaders where they would definitely stick out soooo badly).
Their backstories…
Initiate: Be careful! They’re a Templar!
Numbskull: Berg had a gun! You think I have any real say if I was going to become a Templar?! Hey, at least I’m not some rando who gets instructions from some woman I don’t even know the real name of and only leaves messages on my computer. Really feel the UNITY there!
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Noob: Hey, you think we can pop in and kill Juno?
Desmond: … It’s in my to-do list but we can’t do it right now. Why?
Noob: I have a list of how we can try to kill her without setting her loose.
Desmond: (stares at Noob for a moment) Why?
Noob: She tried to take over my body after her reincarnated husband tried to frame me and kidnapped me.
Desmond: … I need a drink.
Noob: (perks up) Can I get a Shirley Templar?
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Then Desmond has to deal with them having skills that just give him headaches.
Desmond: Uuuhhh… Where did you get all these?
Noob: I pickpocketed the guards after I pretended to be a guard. Guard meetings are borings.
Desmond:…………… Are we sure you’re not a kleptomaniac?
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Initiate: If I stand perfectly still and control my breathing, they won’t see me.
Desmond: ……… That’s… that’s not really… oh my god…
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Numbskull: I did it! I made a grenade launcher! Look!
Desmond: ……… I’m pretty sure you just made mortar.
Numbskull: …… I miss Benjamin.
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Assassin: Your acolyte is a danger to everyone!
Desmond: (not even surprised anymore) Which one?
Roommate: Actually...I've only ever read the first 3 Harry Potter books.
*Le me stares wide eyed*
Me: Okay then let's watch the movies right now! It's unacceptable to have such little knowledge about Harry Potter
Roommate: Nah. I think the movies kinda ruined it...
Me: ...
Me: Yeah okay, I can see why you think so
*le roommate thinks he has escaped my fierce Harry Potter Obsession and tries to back away slowly and relieved*
Roommate: also I would have to start over with book 1 by now.
Me: oh, no problem! I have all the books right here!
Roomate:
Me:
Roomate:
Me:
Roomate *defeated*: Yeah I did not expect that.
im not much of an artist but im going back into it after a year of not drawing, so i decided to redisgn my oc minty, and give her an entirely new name, zinnia SHHSHSHSHSH
ARG!
So ya I'm a total nub can someone teach me what to do on this crazy machine.....and use hand puppets? They keep my attention longer ^-^
True gamers always say gg
A post about another fandom yep
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Blended with my finger because i'm terrible.
I posted 234 times in 2021
67 posts created (29%)
167 posts reblogged (71%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 2.5 posts.
I added 119 tags in 2021
#undertale - 16 posts
#sanders sides - 14 posts
#roman - 13 posts
#virgil - 12 posts
#logan - 12 posts
#undertale incorrect quotes - 11 posts
#sanders sides incorrect quotes - 11 posts
#patton - 10 posts
#frisk - 10 posts
#chara - 10 posts
Longest Tag: 117 characters
#this is the only thing i will ever spend 20 minutes looking for a translator to put my own favorite meme in this post
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
Toriel: WHERE ARE MY CHILDREN YOU WEED?
Flowey: Frisk, Chara, Papyrus and some armless Monster Kid are all playing hide and seek.
Toriel: WHERE?
Flowey: … I don’t think you understand how this game works old goat.
35 notes • Posted 2021-07-12 23:36:30 GMT
#4
SBI family be like:
Phil: so we’re a very masculine household.
Techno: *in the background* so tommy, do you want the peppa pig or the paw patrol band aid?
44 notes • Posted 2021-11-16 17:20:26 GMT
#3
Roman: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Remus: Several traffic violations. Deciet: Three counts of resisting arrest. Virgil: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Remus: Also, that’s not our car.
55 notes • Posted 2021-06-25 13:44:06 GMT
#2
Logan and Roman: *arguing*
Logan:*takes off his glasses*
Roman: What are you-
Logan: I don’t want to see you right now
65 notes • Posted 2021-11-15 17:01:59 GMT
#1
Idk who needs to read this, but NO! You don’t have to do ANYTHING in a relationship you aren’t comfortable with. CONSENT PEOPLE!
390 notes • Posted 2021-11-14 06:13:03 GMT
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I'm looking into reading ""BLAME!". Where do I start?
Should I start with the Prequel NOiSE or is that unnecessary for me to understand the plot? Additionally, where do I get an omnibus volume, or do I just buy all the chapters individually?
BLAME! fans, help me out!
The moment when you want to do something but social media is not doing what is usually does for you so you just open and close all the apps that make you feel something which ends up in your writing a Tumblr post without commas while listening to the same song you've been listening to for the whole day nonstop.
Man, can you imagine spending 2 hours editing a 13 sec video for fandom that’s basically nonexistent.
Couldn’t be me.
the river
Let’s go down the river
treachery
the liquid flows
ever so rapidly
this undefined blur
screams imperishably
let’s flee down the river
perhaps die hastily
© Margaux Emmanuel
92 Truths
Tagged by talesoftheassassins Rules: Once you have been tagged, answer these 92 truths (or ones you feel comfortable answering). Upon completion you are to select 25 people to be tagged.
1. Last beverage: Pepsi 2. Last phone call: Kids’ school 3. Last text message: The Hubby 4. Last song you listened to: Fallin’ - Trip Lee 5. Last time you cried: A couple weeks ago HAVE YOU EVER: 6. Dated someone twice: No 7. Been cheated on: Yes 8. Kissed someone and regreted it: Yes 9. Lost someone special: Yes 10. Been deppressed: Yes 11. Been drunk and thrown up: No LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS 12. Red 13. Orange 14. Teal LAST YEAR (2014) HAVE YOU: 15. Made a new friend: Yes 16. Fallen out of love: No 17. Laughed until you cried: All the time 18. Met someone who changed you: No 19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes 20. Found out somebody was talking about you: Yes 21. Kissed anyone on your FB, twitter or tumblr: Yes, my husband is my one of my FB friends 22. How many people on your FB, twitter or tumblr do you know in real life: All of them on FB, don’t have twitter, and none on tumblr 24. Do you have any pets: No 25. Do you want to change your name: No, I actually like my name 26. What did you do for your last birthday: Stuffed my face of my favorite foods at my mom’s house that she cooked for me 27. What time did you wake up: 10:30am 29. Name something you cannot wait for: The next Assassin’s Creed! 30. Last time you saw your mother: 3 days ago 31. What is one thing you want to change about your life: I could always use more money, hehe 32. What are you listening to right now: The sound of my air conditioner? 33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom : Nope 34. What is on your nerves right now: The fact that my daughter is picky and doesn’t want to eat! 35. Most visited webpage: It’s between archiveofourown and fanfiction 37. Nickname: Angie 38. Relationship status: Married 39. Star sign: Cancer 41. Elementary: Yes 42. High school: Yes 43. College: Haven’t gone... yet (I’m such a procrastinator) 44. Hair colour: Brown 45. Long or short: Somewhere between medium and long 46. Height: 5’1" 47. Do you have a crush on someone: Every Assassin from AC, and Link from Legend of Zelda 48. What do you like about yourself: My brain 49. Piercings: Yes 50. Tatoos: Yes 51. Righty or lefty: Righty FIRSTS: 52. First surgery: Never had surgery 53. First piercing: My ears 54. First best friend: One of my many cousins 55. First sport: Basketball 56. First vacation: Puerto Rico RIGHT NOW: 59. Eating: Rice, beans, and fried chicken 60. Drinking: Pepsi 61. I’m about to: Take a shower 62. Listening to: No music on. 63. Waiting for: Any of my favorite stories to be updated YOUR FUTURE: 64. Want kids: Already have 2, no more please 65. Get married: I’m already married 66. Career: Probably a personal banker or some other boring job of the sort WHICH IS BETTER: 67. Lips or eyes: Lips 68. Hugs or kisses: Kisses 69. Shorter or taller: Taller 70. Older or younger: Older 71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous 72. Nice stomach or arms: Both, I can’t have one and not the other 73. Sensitive or loud: LOUD! 74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship 75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble Maker HAVE YOU EVER: 76. Kissed a stranger: Yes 77. Drank hard liquor: Yes 78. Lost glasses or contacts: Yes 79. Have dated: Yes 80. Broken someones heart: Sadly, yes 81. Had your heart broken: Yes 82. Been arrested: No 83. Turned someone down: Yes 84. Cried when someone died: Yes 85. Fallen for a friend: No DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 86. Yourself: Of course 87. Miracles: Yes 88. Love at first sight: Yes but only when it comes to Assassins. Otherwise no 89. Heaven: Yes 90. Santa Claus: No 91. Kiss on the first date: I have before so I guess yeah 92. Angels: Yes
Tags: So because I’m a noob, I only feel like tagging one person deadlypika-xoxo Have fun!