I'll Let You Know How It Goes - Tumblr Posts
Going to the beach for a few days so here's a couple of things I'll be on the lookout for:
Scary water
My real wife ( she knows I'm not actually scared of the water )
My daughter ( do I even have one ? Not sure)
People suffering trying to float the whole time ( I can take the suffering from them)
People on the run from , I don't know , Poseidon ?
The lair of Scylla ( but I'm broke so I don't really know if I can pay the cost)
Shy and terrified sailors who'd die for me but I can't let them stay dry
Thunderstorms
Places Poseidon is scared to roam ( I wanna sail there, it feels like a good idea )
Sirens giving out directions to evade the god of the sea ( I kinda have a beef with him, you don't want to know)
Greeks who reek of false righteousness ( I'm not even going to Greece but I just hate those people )
So get outta my head, and fall into my arms instead !! Happy Valentines !! 💌♥️