Im Not Serious - Tumblr Posts

Love was actually made for fanfics (ahem Iliad ahem). People just thought it works in real life and now people have forgotten themselves in this illusion.

ghosted? nah. im just so cool that people stop responding to my texts cause theyre so speechless

I am being more unokay by the second, I miss Hermes, I’m going to bite his staff. I love him so much I’m a beaver, I bite when I love to much, I want to grab is staff and use it like a bone to a dog, he cannot leave his staff unattended

Edit: a live photo of me and hermes