Im So Sorry Jaybird - Tumblr Posts
J, I know, but... it'll be alright... I just know it will be. Drones and humans can laugh and stare and judge, but you know in your core that they're just a silly lot. The most important thing is being true to yourself, Jaybird. You do whatever you'd like, just know that your friends, fans, and I accept you for who you are.
You don't have to keep running away forever. It's ok to be not straight.
HOW ARE YA GONNA BREAK THE NEWS TO TREVOR!? I THINK THAT DRONE TESSA LIKES U
Well— TREVOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU JUST RUINED YOUE DISGUISE
Oh Jaybird, no, I had fun with it! -giggles- I really like spending time with you. It makes me feel happy. if anyone hates you, then they should hate me too then! Since there's no other girl drone in the universe that makes me as happy as you do.
Your reputation may be wonderful, but... I don't think that you having a soft spot for Uzi or I would change all your wonderful aspects. You make life worth living. If they can't understand, then they don't deserve to understand, all I know is, I'm the happiest I've ever been, even when I pretended to be a New Zealand guy drone
So that was you, the whole time? Why?
So, J didn't want people making fun of her for being really close with me... and I thought it'd be funny to put on a monocle, fake moustache, and a top hat and do an impression of Lord Frumplebucket... it was all in good fun, but... I kind of regret it...
She might be really mad at me...
I literally loved you for the first time for more reasons than that, J, which made staying away from you hard because literally all the memories and stuff. It just didn't help that I already liked vampire novels going into our little fight where you bit my neck and shoulder... and.. the fact I'm ticklish. Also have you seen yourself in a mirror?! You're literally so pretty!
How bad IS Tessa's vampire addicition?
DO YOU WONDER WHY SHE STRUGGLED WITH THE DIVORCE
BECAUSE OF HER VAMPIRE ADDICTION
IM A SENTIENT, FUNCTIONING, ROBOT VAMPIRE….
Dies in the name of lesbian