Imagining Geralt Shaving His Back With A Sword And Yennefer Walking In Like I.... Im Not Even Going To Question It. - Tumblr Posts

Yennefer: hey Geralt??

Geralt: yes?

Yennefer: can you come here for a minute?

Geralt: *gets up and walks to the bathroom.* Ye- oh, hello ;)

Yennefer: har har, can you do me a favor?

Geralt: ... Listen I know I do most anything for you, but I thought I made it clear that I draw the line at demonic blood rituals.

Yennefer: help me shave, idiot.

Geralt: I mean okay, but are we ignoring that you shave with a knife.

Yennefer: regular razors suck, this isn't a knife it's one of those micro blades. It's sharp so please don't cut my ass. Also, hypocritical considering you literally use an actual knife to shave.

Geralt: it makes me feel sexy

Yennefer: ... Okay, it is sexy I can admit that.