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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
Should I fuck myself over and start watching Beyond Evil when I haven't even finish Strangers from Hell OR The Devil Judge?
methinks yes
i never know what to do with the body when i do these so here’s one of those things with arms™
attempt #1294294836 to listen to the Magnus Archives before my ADHD tells me to draw a fish
Hello everyone! It’s my absolute pleasure to announce that this year’s Digimon OTP week is coming up with an AU centric theme!
For any newcomers to the the DigiOTPWeek, this is a tumblr event that is designed for fans to indulge themselves with their favorite ships from any and every Digimon season! It’s a simple event that tries to encourage everyone to create content for their favorite pairings.
If you want an excuse to flood the tag with your favorite ship/dynamic, now is your chance! Any kind of pairing is accepted here. OTPs, Rare Pairs, Crack ships, even just family bonds and brotps. So long as it’s a part of the Digimon Series, all is welcome and accepted here!
The Digimon OTP Week starts on August 14th and ends on August 28th. Each prompt is deliberately broad so that everyone can interpret it as they see fit. For example, with “Professions AU” you can translate that to Tattoo Artist and Florist AU, or with your pairing as office workers, or even a firefighter AU. There are no wrong answers here, so feel free to have fun with it!
Thank you everyone for your continued support and enthusiasm for this event. I hope to see everyone else enjoy this year’s DigiOTP Week!
(For further information such as detailed Rules/FAQ, a full list of Prompts and other information, please check the links on the top of the home page.)
NGL
Gonna start shipping Woodrow Burns and Quint Quarry for the funni
For everyone’s information:
The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.
To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.
On the 17th, dead silence.
People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.
But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.
What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’
A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.
If you want to join in, here’s what to do:
Do:
Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th
Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad
Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion
Come back on the 18th and check in
Don’t:
Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)
Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.
Open the app or website (including specific blogs)
Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)
Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.
Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.
Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.
everyone give me your strength as i draw my other vampire ocs today!!
EVERYONE GO AND GET COMMISSIONS RIGHT NOW, YA HEAR???? Y'all know how great BT's art is!!!!!
That’s right, a shiny new commission post! Because I really need the money right now (specifically about $200 if I can manage, but anywho)!
Prices and Info: Lineart: $30 USD Flat Colors: $40 USD Shading: $45 USD
Additional Characters: $5 for the first additional character, $10 for every character beyond that All Chibis: $10 for a full body flat color NSFW: There will be an extra charge for explicit NSFW content. Backgrounds: Price varying on complexity (simple color background no charge)
Reference Pages: $75, 3 full body flat color reference poses and 4-5 lined expressions.
Discount on all commissions in which I draw my own OCs or an adoptable purchased from me! (keep your eyes open for adoptables very soon)
Hit me up at animalkingdxm@gmail.com please! I can answer minor questions via Tumblr messenger, but if you’re aiming to get a commission, please email me!
As always, reblogs are always super welcome and appreciated! Thanks so much all!