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I can't stop thinking about how hilarious the timeline changes in the movie are, because in the book the state dinner is 3 weeks after nye so it makes sense that alex would still somewhat count new years as the beginning of their relationship yk

but in the movie it's THREE MONTHS

so henry kissed alex, ghosted him for THREE. MONTHS. and alex was still like "oh yeah we've been a thing since new years" like I'm sorry mr down bad what the FUCK were you doing for those three months? planning your wedding? naming your children? if henry was spotted w a rando at the end of february, would alex count that as cheating? because they've been together for 2 months at this point after all. when they meet as the state dinner is that hookup their 3 month anniversary celebration?

like no wonder henry made this face

imagine being henry, you ghost this man for 3 whole months and afterwards you find out that turns out according to this dumbass you were apparently in a relationship the whole time