Incorrect 4town Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Robaire : That's it ! You're grounded !
Maggie : What the- you're not dad !
Robaire : I said you're grounded ! For... til college !
Maggie *gasps* : For till college ?!
Robaire : FOR TILL COLLEGE !
Aaron Z, calling Robaire : Guys, where're you at ? This place is so fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with.
Aaron T : Frankly, I'm sick of being a big looser.
Aaron Z : Come on, T.
Maggie : Yeah, you're not big.
Aaron Z :
Aaron T :
Maggie : sorry, it came out on its own.
Robaire : When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
Robaire : True story.
Robaire : Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Robaire : *dramatically whimps invisible hair*
Maggie : I hate you because you're a stupid dramatic imbecile.
Robaire : Maybe, but I'm beautiful !
Robaire : Oh freaky dee...
Aaron T : ??
T : What was that ?
Robaire : What was what ?
Tae Young : Oh yeah you're new ! It's our slurs.
T : What ?
Aaron Z : Jesse doesn't like when we actually swear, he doesn't want his kids to hear that, so we just made up alternatives.
Tae Young : Yeah like "freaky dee", "fank", "shonk", and uh... "goofy goonie" and more. Or we swear in different languages so he doesn't get it.
T : Haha ok ! Is it some kind of hazing ? That's ridiculous.
Maggie : What y'all talking about ?
Z : T doesn't believe we don't actually swear or we would be punished.
Maggie : Oh it's true, check this.
Maggie : YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Jesse, screaming out of nowhere : TO THE CORNER MARGARETTE.
Maggie, defeated : Sigh see you in five minutes.
T :
T : You guys are serious ?
Robaire : We also use some food as slurs.
T : I never want to leave this band.
Tae Young, after watching the last episode of his fav show : Can you speak lower. I'm depressed.
Tae Young, coming in the dance studio, his skin brown as sugar.
Jesse, Aaron T, Z, Robaire and Maggie :
T : Hold on... There's something different.
Jesse, Z, Maggie and Robaire : *hold a laugh*
Tae Young, pointing Robaire : Yeah, I went to that tanning place your SISTER suggested.
Robaire : Was that place... the SUN ?
Jesse, Maggie and Z : *lost it*
Aaron T : Small creatures are way more vicious because their anger doesn't have lot of space in their body ! It's true !
Jesse : Ridiculous. Give me one example.
Tae Young : Wasps.
Aaron Z : Kids.
Aaron T : Chihuahuas.
Robaire :
Robaire : Maggie.
1997, the band is searching for a name
Tae Young, 14 : I don't know, man nothing sounds good.
Jesse, 23 : I guess it's hard to chose something when four different people are involved.
Maggie, 12 : *giggles*
Robaire, 17 : Why are you laughing ?
Maggie : You're all born in 4 different town a 4th of a different month, 4th April, 4th September, 4th August and 4th December !
Aaron Z, 17 : Oh yeah, true. That's weird.
Maggie, still giggling : That's crazy ! One for each season, do you know the probability ? I don't ! You should find a name with that.
Jesse : Like what ? The Four Seasons ?
Tae Young, laughing : Or Two Times Two ! PfFT–
Maggie : Or... or 4Town !
Tae Young and Maggie : *wheezes*
Robaire : 4Town ? Really guys ?
Aaron Z : Why not ? I like it ! It's funny.
Tae Young : I like it too ! Let's keep that !
Jesse : Yes with a star between the 4 and the Town.
Robaire : Huh ? Why ?
Jesse : Because we are ✨Stars✨
Everyone *turns at Robaire*
Robaire : Okay, I'm writing it.
Maggie :
Maggie : You guys are serious ? But it's ridiculous ?? There's no way Mr. Jones accept that !
*later*
Maggie : Mother freaky shooting nature hell he did-
Maggie : Mister Sandman, bring me a dream that doesn't require my full time because I don't need more man-children.
Robaire : You're too young to ask for a lover.
Maggie : And you're too old for a 13 year-old to remind you to clean your room because WE ARE LATE ALREADY. WE HAVE YOUR PLANE IN TWO HOURS. DO YOUR BAG.
Robaire : Geeze, okay, I'm going !
Robaire : But mom said you shouldn't scream at me like that- NO PUDDA CHAIR-
Jesse: Ah! Son of a b- penis !
Jesse:
Jesse: That wasn't better.