Incorrect Dsmp Quotes - Tumblr Posts

I was bored so I put DT+K into the incorrect quotes generator

It’s so perfectly in character, too-

(Early-mid Manberg days)

Quackity: What do you think happens when we die?

Schlatt: Well, taxidermy is always an option.

Quackity:

Schlatt:

Ranboo, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him 
Tommy: You did WHAT– 
Tubbo: William Snakespeare

Ranboo: What are your goals?
Aimsey: To pet all the dogs.
Ranboo: No, fitness goals.
Aimsey: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Ranboo: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person. 
Ranboo: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'