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Jaime’s Trial

Daenerys: Is there anything you would like to say before I execute you?

Jaime: Umm ya.

Jaime: Bran, you’re 6'11 and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Jon Snow, you’re a kiss ass. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Brienne, you failed knight school. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Daenerys, you’ve slept with so many guys, you’re starting to look like one. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Tyrion, I can’t decide between a short joke or a dumb joke. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Davos, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Arya, where’s Arya? Whoa there you are! I didn’t see you behind that grain of rice. Boom roasted.

Jaime: Sansa, you’re gay.

Jaime: Varys, Kings Landing called and they think you suck! And you’re gayer than Sansa. Boom roasted!

Townspeople: We must let Theon die so the rest of us may live! *watching as Theon is handed to the villan*

Ramsay: Interesting proposal, here’s my counter offer…

Ramsay: *Running through explosions killing everyone he passes* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! EVERYBODY FUCKING DIES!

Villain: Looks like your boyfriends coming to save you.

Theon: I do not know that person.

Ramsay: ILL SAVE YOU THEON!!