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This us how I imagine it yes

Somewhere in Panem with the victors the 74th year

Katniss climbing the tree

Gloss: Really Haymitch, this is the girl that got an 11 as a training score??

Cato falls

Haymitch: At least she got up the fuckin tree.

Cashmere: It’s fine someone else will get her.

None if the carriers climbing

Enobaria: You gotta be kidding me.

Johanna and Finnick join on the couch

Johanna: Even Finnick’s kids could climb a fucking tree,

Finnick hiding laughter

Brutus: At least our kids made it past the blood bath, can’t say the same for either of yours.

Johanna: I bet you wish they’d kept one of mine around right about now.

Gloss: its fine, she’s a sitting duck, they can just shoot her, its not like she can dodge it, or move.

Glimmer misses shot

Haymitch: Did that girl ever hit any target with her arrow? Because mine did.

Cashmere: We told her to grab a short distance weapon, she has no aim.

Enobaria: that’s embarrassing, for the careers. Cato will get her, he doesn’t miss.

Cato fires arrow and misses

Brutus: Oh my god, I can’t watch this, im getting second hand embarrassment.

Haymitch: Can none of your kids climb a tree???

Cashmere: I guess not.

Marvel throws spear and misses

Finnick: None of them can aim either, this is just sad

Peeta: lets wait her out, she has to come down at some point.

Haymitch laughing hysterically,

Some time later

Katniss starting to cut down tracker jackers

Gloss: Did all our kids seriously fall asleep,

Cashmere rubbing her temples: Yea, they did

Johanna: Who sleeps that heavily in the arena??? Shes making so much noise how are they not awake?

Enobaria: She’s gonna die from those jackers before that nest falls,

Nest falls and careers scatter

Brutus: I need another drink,

Glimmer dies

Johanna: HAH HOW DOES IT FEEL HAVING YOUR CAREER BE TAKEN OUT BY THE DISTRICT 12 GIRL!

Cashmere: no comment,

Some more time later

Katniss plots with rue to blow up food

Gloss: they aren’t gonna fall for that.

They fall for it

Haymitch: you were saying?

Enobaria: This year sucks

Katniss kills Marvel

Johanna (drunk) : HAH BOTH OF YOUR TRIBUTES TAKEN OUT BY THE 12 GIRL!

Gloss: Ok im leaving now.

Cashmere: yea i think im also gonna head out…

Johanna (drunk): LOOSERS HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Finnick: ok Jo, come on, that’s enough for you,

Takes her alcohol

Johanna: no fairrrr, you never take Haymitch’s alcohol

Haymitch: he knows not to mess with me

Finnick: Every time you get drunk, you end up in a fist fight, or breaking something, or both, Haymitch just passes out.

Johanna: OH WHAT YOU WANNA FIGHT LETS FIGHT!

Finnick picks Jo up and carries her to the elevator as she continues screaming and fighting

Haymitch to Brutus and Enobaria: Haha, your tributes arent as cool as mineeee,

Brutus: at least our girl doesn’t look like she wants to vomit getting close to her supposed lover.

Finnick returns

Enobaria: that was fast?

Finnick: I locked her in her bathroom,

Haymitch: Didn’t she just break down the door last time?

Finnick: I handcuffed one of her hands to the pipes and the other to the door.

Elevator doors open revealing Johanna, drenched in water, still handcuffed to a pipe, and the door.

Finnick: I give up. *sits down*

Brutus: what the fuck is wrong with you.

Both Finnick and Jo simultaneously: A lot.

If katniss and peeta had a normal childhood katniss would be the type of person who is introverted and shy but is secretly the strongest one most fierce girl in school who bottles up all her emotions she also has a secret crush on peeta but won't admit it (Gail is her bf) and peeta would be a popular boy who is fun and energetic but if you hurt her he will destroy you and has a massive crush. on katniss

P2 of katniss and peeta at high school katnisses point of view

Peeta in front of mirror

Katniss out of breathfrom running: peeta!

Peeta: hi katniss um I was just wondering if um you would come on a dat-

Peetas mum: hurry up peeta or you'll be late to school

Peeta: coming

At school

Me: peeta!

Peeta: yes oh hi katniss

Me: will you go on a date with me with me

Peeta: wot

Me:you heard me will you go on a date with you with me

Peeta: (stairs)

Me: so?

OMG he looks so cute

Peeta: ye-

Gail: what no you can't ask him I'm your boyfriend remember

Wtf

Prim appears: um last time you two talked she better yo ass after she told you she broke up with you for cheating

Gail: yes but it was just a joke wasn't it babe

Oh yeah like cheating on me, arrogant ass

Me: no it wasn't

Gail looks hurt, good

Prim: that's what you get for cheating

Peeta: go away you piece of shit

How long have the whole school been watching us

Gail storms of

Peeta: as I was saying, yes I would love to go on a date with you katniss

School: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

So much for privacy

Pt 3

The date

Me: prim!

Prim: yea

Me: what do I wear

Prim: where are you going

Me: on a date

Prim: WHAT

Prim: with who

Me: peeta

I blush

Prim: since when

Me: since yesterday

Prim: where are you going

Me: a walk

Prim: where

Me: through the woods

Prim: where your hunting stuff

On the date

From peetas perspective

There she is

Looking as sexy as ever

Katniss: hi

Me: hi

What do you do know

Katniss grabs my hand

Katniss: I want to show you something

We walk for absolutely fucking ages

We stumbled through the last of the trees