Incorrect Resident Evil Quotes - Tumblr Posts

The U.S. Government: hey ;)

Leon Kennedy, Claire Redfield, Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine, Ethan and Rosemary Winters, all have enough PTSD and anxiety to kill a Victorian child:

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Incorrect Quotes - Resident Evil Edition.

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Claire: "Why are both your tongues purple?"

Y/n: "We had slushies. I had a blue one-"

Leon: "and I had a red one."

Claire: "oh..."

Claire:

Claire: "OH!"

Chris:

Chris: "You drank each other's slushies?"

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Chris: "ARE YOU-"

Y/n: "Fucking"

Chris: "KIDDING ME?! YOU-"

Y/n: "Fucking."

Chris: "IDIOT!"

Leon: "…What was that?"

Y/n: "Claire banned Chris from swearing, so I’m helping him out."

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Chris: "What if people had food names and food had people names?"

Y/n: "Hey, Spaghetti we’re having chris for dinner."

Claire: "What is wrong with you people?"

Leon: "Shut up, Chocolate."