Incorrect Scp Quotes - Tumblr Posts
SCP quotes as things my friends said
035- What do you mean im not allowed to eat the medical leaches?
049- I'm going to crucify you in the Denny's parking lot
079- THE CIRCUS CALLED THEY WANT THEIR CLOWNS BACK
096- Im FiNe Im HaViNg JuSt ThE tImE oF mY lIfE *sobbing*
106- ive done nothing but teloport bread for three days
173- Everybody gangsta till the nuns start meowing
682- OK! who the FUCK put my cat on the Z accsess?
049- I cant find it i cant find it
035- What are you looking for?
049- My happiness
035- Well ya see im a bit worried about him
Random resecher- Why?
035- Well i walked into his room and i saw him huttled in the corrner with 4 bottles of wine, when i asked what he was doing he hissed and shouded, "MY LORD I AM BUT A DOCTOR TRYING TO CURE."
Resercher
035
Resercher- Lavender?
035- Lots
049- (in a bad german accsent) I AM ZE ANGRY BIRD GOD OF ZE BADLANDS!
106- (whispering) is he ok?
035- No
049- (At the top of his lugs) FHERE ME!
049- What is this henti? I heard Dr Bright speaking of it, but i myself have not encountered a henti
Dr Clef- (WHEZEEING)
035- DOC, NO!
Dr Bright- Im gonna tell him
035- NO
106- The mitochondria is the power house of the cell, but in october it becomes the frightochondria the haunted house of the cell
049- (in tears) I need a break
106- what if the air we breath is really a drug that makes us see a dazed version of the world what when people take drugs and trip they see the real world and thats why their illegal.
049- Yeah ok sure but i need you to stop eating my medical cocaine
049- (on the verge of a mental breakdown) NOISES AND WHAT THEY MEAN!!
(The doctors watch in horror as he chugs 2 pots worth of coffee as he stands next to a haphazardly done slides presentation)
049- (not speaking but making weird hand gesturs) ANY QUESTIONS?
Dr Bright-(raising his hand just worried) yeah what the actual FUCK?
(049, 035 and 106 babysitting 053)
053-(falls and starts crying)
106-(rolling around on the floor in tears from laughter) CIFBBFUEBFWIUSBABUUVSO
035-(trying his hardest not to laugh) A-pfh Are-heh- you? (wheeze) ok-AHHAHAHAHH
049-(abiut to have a full on fucking panic attac) STOP LAUGHING 682 WILL HAVE OUR HEADS!!!
litraly just 035 as stan quotes (gravity falls)
035- just bonk him over the head its nature's snooze button
035- i dont know we would have to break in- JUST KIDDING LETS BREAK IN
035- when there is no cops around anything is legal!
035- FINALLY a good reason to punch a child in the face!
035- sometimes you just need to steal a giant animatronic badger
035- YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS IVE GOT A MULLET!!
035- You never cease to amaze me
049-And you never cease to Disappoint me
035- sometimes i think and sometimes
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035- I dont!
049- That still dosen't explain how you got taped to the ceiling
106-(dressed like freshy dip from gravity falls) Whats up my fellow youth? its me radical Larry lets go skate boad and do a vape, yes i too love comunism and bone men spooky! lets go play the overwatches and fortnights that will be totaly radical
scps during pride month
035- (SHREAKING) I AM AT FULL POWER
reasurcher- so whos straigh?
049-(raises hand)
106-(putting Docs hand down) dont lie to yourself
096- i like rainbows
166 and mrs Sweety- THEIR SO PRETTY IT HURTS IM NOT TALKIN BOUT BOYS IM TALKIN BOUT GIRLS
Dr Clef and Dr wondertainment- (weaping tears of joy at his child)
682 and 079- (confused but supportive)
Clef- (holding a wad of butterflies) Yo king you droped this
Kondraki- ??????
035: What do you need to figure it out?
049: the ability to clone myself and a years supply of adderall
035: Ill put on the coffee
049: sure i dont get a heathy amount of sleep like some people
049: but can you do THIS?
*dies*
poker night with scps
035-OK NO! YOU CHEATED! NO GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK
049-(ready to challenge 343) Is using math illegal?
106-(sitting on the floor laughing) UNDFYHUS G
682- (pure crystalized hate bass boosted)
079-i want nothing but death
096-(confusion)
173- PENDEJO!
049-j-(Calling for violence) BLOOD!
106- i found this new game whenever you're sad just take a drink
049- (from the other room) thats called alcoholism
049- Scientists are calling it 'The Heist of The Century'
106- Im calling it a typical tusday morning
106- Hi, i just lit a Baskin' Robins on fire