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035- I dont want to be evil anymore am baby
049- (talks to anyother man)
035- evil again
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106- candy cains are how folks practice blow jobs
106- (CRUNCH)
D boi- (fear)
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049-(shaking violently after killing their father)
049-Jay- damn sit down bitch the fuck you lookin' crazy for?
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hey do you guys want head cannons? i got a few
Ok i have an idea,
The song Its Tough To Be A God, but animated with 035 and 049 (but like younger and in love oooOOOo) 049 as Tullio and 035 as Miguel
049 being reserved and staying in a box of sorts
and 035 just being a theater kid very out going pulling 049 around shit like that
(For the part of the song were they say " Be deified when really youre a sham" i kinda want 049 to take a bit off a grape vine)
Please i NEED to see it and im not good enough with digital to make it
049-(after being woken up on christmas (or ever) I seek righteousness but ill take revenge
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035- for christmas i wanna punch god in the face
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106-(falling down the chimney) IM MR WHITE CHRISTMAS IM HIGH ON CRACK
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049-j-(holding the biggest tarantula) If youre cold theyre cold let them in
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Happy holidays dipshits
049- God you are SUCH a theater kid
035- if im such a theater kid why can i say the word macbe-
035- Macbet- (gaging)
035- ( Heavy breathing) Mac-Mac- HEATHER MCNAMARA!
035- FUCK!
Random quotes (mostly 035)
035- Being pan doesnt make me slutty, i just so happen to be both
035- Im not intrested in being polite nor heterosexual
035- (at 049) Damn shawty you lookin' fuckin' unhinged
035- AGH! STUPID HANDLE! OPENING THIS DOOR IS HARDER THAN AN EDGY TEEN TRYING TO TALK TO THEIR PARENTS!
049-J- Aren't you lactose intolerant?
035- This isn't lactose its milk
049- Y-youre a fuckin idiot
Scps as random quotes
035- I dont know who this BITCH is but she is KILLING IT! AH!
049-J- Occupation? The family disappointment
049- Call me an escalator because i let people down
035- LOWER CASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS
035- you will not have peace?
(woman walks by)
035- have a peice of that- nah thats not my type
035- shes pretty
035- its just my type is men
035- hahahhaHAHAHHAH
AAHHAHAah!
106- Im atheist
049- Im christian
035- Im FBI's most wanted!
The first chappter is finaly here The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall i am open to correction and criticism
So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,
''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.
MTF- Why don't you lie down and die with dignity
035 and 049- we don't have any dignity
035- I don't intend to judge but when was the last time you slept?
049-(holding an entire pot of coffee) sunday
035-
049-
035- Today is saturday
If SCPs drew themselves
i love this so much
035 or 106- Im just the guy with chines take out looking for other meth addics
So, i have a wattpad @CrowDoctorThe3rd and the first chapter to my new story The Crows Laugh as Crowns Fall will be coming out very soon,
''Black lord of Alagadda you are here bye banished, if you ever return to Alagadda you will suffer a fate worse than death!'' The Ambassador glared at him poison practically dripping from his words of distain. The once beloved Jester to the King kept his look of defiance, ''You'll regret the day you banished me.'' The guards started to drag him away his ivory heels creating a shrill groan against the polished marble, ''Ill be back, stronger and better, ill show you what true hell feels like! Mark my words you pompous prick! Ill be back stronger than ever!" What happens when SCP-035 is offered revenge on a silver platter? When SCP-049 agreed to a deal against his better judgment? Where revenge, love, hate, and dreams come true, Alagadda.
035- I cant mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys
049- (face down in a river but able to talk perfectly) Gimme the peat, boys, and free my soul i wanna get lost in a mossy knoll and d r i f t a w a y
049- Ma' am your child is getting vaxxinated wether i have to knock your lights out or not
049- (holding a coffee cut that says 'Definitely not wine')
035- Is that wine?
049-
035-
049-
035- Doc-
035- Can you keep it down im trying to think?!
049- Dont worry, doing anything for the first time is hard
049- Scientists are calling it 'The Heist of The Century'
106- Im calling it a typical tusday morning
106- Hi, i just lit a Baskin' Robins on fire
106- i found this new game whenever you're sad just take a drink
049- (from the other room) thats called alcoholism