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The day before Valentine's Day;

Dazai: Chuuya~ do you have a gift for me for valentine's day?

Chuuya just trying to work: Hm no. Anything you want?

Dazai: Chuuya can I have your heart??

Chuuya: ...

Dazai: ...?

Chuuya: Oh my god shut up you are actually so embarrassing

Dazai grinning: I'll settle for crab soup then!

Imagine Dazai and Chuuya explaining their show of trust in the Dead Apple movie😭😭

Like what do you mean you risked your life to save your rival???

You got stabbed on purpose trusting your rival to trust you and risk his life?!

...I wrote the fic

Another soukoku incorrect

Chuuya: And you know what!! I fucking hate you so much you piece of shit,, I hope you die. Actually!! I'm gonna fucking kill you myself and make sure it's in the most painful way possible and-

Dazai: *sneezes*

Chuuya, checking for fever: Hey are you okay? Goddamnit you haven't increased the thermostat, have you? How many times do I have to tell you?? It's starting to get colder! Come on let's go get-

Dazai smiling: Chuuya I'm fine-

Chuuya glaring: Nobody cares. Come on,, I'll make you chicken noodle soup

soukoku incorrect part ??

Dazai listening to 'where do broken hearts go' by one direction:

Dazai to Chuuya: ARE YOU LAYING BABY BY YOURSLEF? OR ARE YOU GIVING IT TO SOMEONE ELSE??

Chuuya: wtf u sleep in my bed 365 nights of the year- How would I ever-??

Dazai: oh right. i forgot. oopsie hehe

Chuuya: ...i hope u die

Dazai: MEAN CHIBI! Alexa play Mean by Taylor Swift-

From Dazai to Chuuya, to annoy him during work hours

Hey Stephen (Taylor's Version) Parody??

Soukoku incorrect following this

That night, in the soukoku household

Dazai: Chibii, I think I took in another orphan today

Chuuya: Asshole! You better raise this one right then! I'm still here being a single parent to Akutagawa

Dazai ignoring that completely: Anyway, the kid's name is Atsushi. He has this white zig zag hair thing going on-

Chuuya: Wait did you meet this kid by the river? I think I saw him

Dazai: Yeah he fucking saved me from drowning

Chuuya: Oh him! Dont worry, I was cursing him for saving your sorry ass too

here's how this picture went

Chuuya: Oi Dazai, cmere a second

Dazai: uwah? Is this the chibi's way of flirting?

Chuuya: Stfu, I'm trying to take a selfie

Dazai: What's a sel-

Chuuya: *takes the picture*

Dazai: *blinks* No- Give that back-

Chuuya: Nah, that's my new wallpaper bro