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SKK HEADCANONS^_^ tw for typical Dazai stuff😭

•Dazai makes chuuya feel human nd chuuya makes Dazai want to live.

•Dazai is Constantly screwing around w chuuya's hair, braiding it, combing it, and playing w it etc

•Dazai barely eats (either in a self destruction way or he js forgets) so chuuya cooks for him all the time and makes sure he eats his food

•Dazai is a very touch starved person but is also insanely insecure abt his sh scars so he barely ever asks for chuuya to hold him, but chuuya knows this, and hold nd hugs him to make sure he's loved

•When chuuya found out abt his insecurities he would hug him more frequently and it made dazai feel more secure, especially w/around chuuya

•Dazai and chuuya share an apartment but w diff rooms, and dazai would get these moments where he would reflect on his whole life and get really depressed and bc half the time his door would be open or chuuya would js hear him crying or venting to himself (he has good hearing) he'd start to worry so he started to sleep in the same bed as dazai while hugging/comforting him while he vented or cried so he would feel more at ease and sleep better

•Dazai would go onto the roof of port mafia or their apartment and js sit on the edge and chuuya would always be there at least holding his hand to make sure he wouldn't js try to jump

•Chuuya kisses dazai’s scars almost every night

•They dance together in the living room or bedroom to their favorite songs (Taylor swift obviously 🤗🤗)

•Dazai gets very close to chuuya, often hugging him from behind, playing w his hair, or poking his face, but the second chuuya does it back dazai looses his mind nd starts blushing like crazyy

•Chuuya gets absolutely DISGUSTED by the amount of creamer and sugar nd stuff Dazai puts in his coffee

•The first time dazai rode on chuuya’s motorcycle he almost fell off when it first started

•Dazai once got super upset so chuuya let him decorate his face/hair

•Chuuya actually draws stars around dazai’s scars<33 (Taylor swift reference😘)

Uhh these are just some of them if you want more let me know:333

Silly 15 skk headcanon that dazai freaking screams these songs, and I’m talking to the point where this thoat is sore and he’s almost crying, like he has little tears forming at the corners of his eyes, and no one noticed this except for Chuuya. he asked him about it and all dazai said was “the songs make me feel nice”. With like- a blank expression, Chuuya was confused but then randomly got what he meant “he relates to the songs, and it’s a good way for him to let out emotions.” So now they scream those songs together :) I love making silly skk headcanons omg😭(they still scream these songs to this day.)

I was rewatching the first season of Bungou Stray Dogs with a friend when I noticed something about Dazai from episode 1.

We all know that Dazai isn't really a fighter, but when he's getting chased by Atsushi in his tiger form...

Dazai doesn't take his hands out of his pockets until he has to use his ability to subdue Atsushi.

Now, where have we seen that before?

And then I noticed something familiar about the way that Chuuya wears his coat

What was that thing about couples adopting each other's mannerisms again?

dazai said chuuya’s car go boom boom

head empty just thinking about how dazai blew up chuuya's car so he couldn’t follow him; mf knew he'd follow him (anywhere) and didn’t want chuuya to turn traitor as well because everybody sure as hell knows that chuuya is a loyal son of a bitch and his loyalty lies to his partner first and foremost

Random soukoku headcanon which I'm sure has been done before:

No because I just know that Dazai randomly takes off chuuya's hat to either pat his head or kiss the top of his head?? And chuuya yells at him and complains about it but secretly likes it.

Anyways I included this is my oneshot!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30833129

(shameless self promotion and I'm not scared to admit it)

Dazai: Chuuya I'll finally admit it, okay! I like you~

Chuuya: *breathes*

Dazai: Is that a no-

Chuuya losing braincells: Shitty Dazai, we are already married and it's 3 am. FUCKING GO TO SLEEP, ASSHOLE

Another random incorrect because why tf not

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Dazai after lots of planning: Nakahara Chibi, I've given this a lot of thought and I think I really like you so will you please date me or something

Chuuya blinking: What.

Dazai: Fuck this, forget I said anything

Chuuya, very confused: No- Shitty Dazai, wait damnit. What do you mean date?? We're already married??

Dazai: Wait what. We are???

Chuuya getting upset: We aren't????

Dazai: Uhhh of course we are

Chuuya: ... I'm too sober for this

Headcanon/incorrect based on this art,, idk who it's by :(

Dazai on the phone to Chuuya: CHIBI YOUR CHILD IS FLYING EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE

Chuuya: HA? That's our child, you fucker. Just nullify it.

Dazai: I CAN'T KEEP TOUCHING HIM CONSTANTLY?? What if I need to pee and then when I come back from the bathroom I see that our appartment is destroyed??

Chuuya being so done: .....

Dazai: Your child is a biohazard.

Chuuya: Teme, that's our child?! Just put him to sleep

Dazai: ...

Dazai: Oh- I forgot that was a thing

Chuuya snorting: And this is the man who has been dubbed as the genius Demon Prodigy

Soukoku but it's the "I wanna ruin our friendship" lyric trend; and it's a real life conversation

Dazai: Chuuya darling, you're my best friend

Chuuya: Fucker you literally hate me, what

Dazai *shushes him*: But there's a few things that you don't know of

Chuuya: Okay?

Dazai: Why I borrow your lipstick so often

Chuuya: Asshole, you used my Chanel chapstick???

Dazai: I'm using your shirt as a pillowcase

Chuuya: Dazai that's literally a Gucci shirt u took,, wtf give it back

Dazai very seriously: I wanna ruin our friendship

Chuuya confused screaming: We aren't even friends- Are u high??

Dazai: We should be lovers instead!!

Chuuya: .....

Chuuya: .....

Dazai: ....?

Chuuya: Shitty Dazai, we're literally married-

The day before Valentine's Day;

Dazai: Chuuya~ do you have a gift for me for valentine's day?

Chuuya just trying to work: Hm no. Anything you want?

Dazai: Chuuya can I have your heart??

Chuuya: ...

Dazai: ...?

Chuuya: Oh my god shut up you are actually so embarrassing

Dazai grinning: I'll settle for crab soup then!

Imagine Dazai and Chuuya explaining their show of trust in the Dead Apple movie😭😭

Like what do you mean you risked your life to save your rival???

You got stabbed on purpose trusting your rival to trust you and risk his life?!

...I wrote the fic

Hi!! I'm back with another random headcanon!!

I just know that Chuuya has scribbly handwriting despite Kouyou teaching him calligraphy and stuff,, just because he used to fight with Dazai over who can finish writing something first.

And then Dazai has a pretty hand-writing while Chuuya develops a bad one,, and that pisses him off lmaoo

Soukoku incorrect following this

That night, in the soukoku household

Dazai: Chibii, I think I took in another orphan today

Chuuya: Asshole! You better raise this one right then! I'm still here being a single parent to Akutagawa

Dazai ignoring that completely: Anyway, the kid's name is Atsushi. He has this white zig zag hair thing going on-

Chuuya: Wait did you meet this kid by the river? I think I saw him

Dazai: Yeah he fucking saved me from drowning

Chuuya: Oh him! Dont worry, I was cursing him for saving your sorry ass too