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Stiles: (hits a Ghost Rider over the head)

Stiles: That’s for trying to kill the man I love!

Ghost Rider:

Theo: He’s talking about me!

Theo: Finally admitting you love me?

Stiles: Yes! No- Maybe! I’m still mad at you!

Allison: You look good for just being in a fight.

Kira: Oh, you should see me in the morning!

Allison: Okay.

Kira, high pitched: Okay.

Stiles: You make me sick.

Theo: Lovesick?

Stiles: Yes- sick of love.

Theo: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Stiles: What the hell!

Theo: Sorry, my bad.

Theo: (whispering) Wanna help me commit a felony?

Stiles: (whispering) Yeah okay, what do you need?

Theo: Stiles! Are you okay?

Stiles, visibly woozy: You have… beautiful eyes.

Theo: His sight is fine, but he’s lost his mind!

Kira: That was fun!

Kira: Except for those six or seven times when I thought we were gonna die.

Theo, to his pack: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Theo: Not you, Stiles, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you.

Stiles: I love Kira so much, she’s like, my favorite friend.

Stiles: She’s so important to me.

Stiles: My life wouldn’t be the same without her… how can I convey that to her?

Stiles:

Stiles:

Stiles, sending her a meme out of nowhere at 2am: Perfect

Theo: Can’t you just try to see things from my perspective?

Stiles: (crouches down to Theo’s height)

Stiles: It’s okay, Theo, I’m not mad.

Stiles, five minutes later: Actually? You can go to hell.

Allison: I don’t know what to wear.

Lydia, looking through Allison’s closet: Ever?

Stiles: You’re a heartless asshole.

Theo: Not my fault you stole my heart.

Stiles, drunkenly musing: You know, it’s kinda nice that Theo loves me when he doesn’t care about anyone else

Lydia: We saved the world.

Lydia: I say we party.

Stiles: Danny Mahealani? More like Danny Phantom.

Stiles: ‘Cause like, where the fuck did he go?

Theo: Every time I wake up next to Stiles, I think ‘yeah this is exactly where I’m supposed to be’.

Stiles: It’s not even like I’m that attracted to Theo.

Stiles: It’s just that we keep getting put into life or death situations and that’s all sexy and stuff.

Theo: Mason called me ugly on the inside and the outside.

Theo: I’m sorry, but he’s wrong about the outside part.

Theo: When will you stop playing hard to get?

Stiles: Maybe when you stop playing hard to want.

Stiles: (is sad)

Theo: (pulls him close)